sipoflife

I am Rohith from Trivandrum in Kerala, India....
An Unbiased Listener.....Always willing to give a band or an artist a chance before deciding whether I hate them or not..... :D

THESE ARE THE RESPONSES TO VARIOUS QUERIES FROM PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ABOUT INDIA :

Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa. Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India ? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it..... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in India ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? (UK)
A: You're a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: Do you have perfume in India ? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? (France)
A:Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)

THANK YOU...

SEEN LIVE :
- Opeth (\m/)
- Avial (best band in India)
- motherjane (one of the best rock bands in India)
- Demonic Resurrection (supposedly, the best Indian symphohnic black metal band, sucks ass)
- Nulltarif (German punk rock band that no one's heard of)

alternative alternative rock blues classic rock death metal hard rock heavy metal jazz metal pop progressive death metal progressive metal progressive rock rock

Avial

The best band in India. PERIOD.

Mikael Akerfeldt

Just worship the man!

James Hetfield

People say Megadeth are more innovative, ya sure they are...but I still love Metallica more...the reason? This guy right here...

Chris Cornell

No matter if he's in Audioslave or Soundgarden or Temple of the Dog, this dude can sing, scream or wail or whatever! PS: Why the hell did you work with Timbaland, you fucking sell-out! :x ...jealous of hip-hop my ass! And it's fucking hard to get a pic of this guy wearing a damn shirt! sheesh!

Dave Lombardo

The most badass drummer on the planet! \God Hates Us All/

Tom Araya

Greatest rapper of all time...yo!

Michael Jackson

It saddens me that this guy's been in the news for all the wrong reasons for the past couple of years, one of the greatest in popular music history, The King of Pop...PS : Prince was never a competition...and now he's passed away leaving a legacy behind...R.I.P. Michael. You know we love you! :)

Steven Wilson

One of my favourite musicians of all time...Whether it be his early psychedelic Pink Floyd Stuff or his later synth pop era, and now the more heavier side, he truly OWNS!

Slash

Any form of sound from his guitar is music to my ears...

Tom Morello

His guitar makes noises that guitars aren't supposed to make...genius!

John Petrucci

The ultimate guitar virtuoso!

Jimi Henrix

Seriously? You want me to tell you who this is? Meet God...His name is Jimi Hendrix...

Jordan Rudess

Never thought I had listen to a band coz of the keyboardist! Truly a magician...

Keith Richards

Sex + Drugs + Rock N' Roll = Longevity