Blog → meme, or shuffle doesn't play nice

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!!

How am I feeling today?
Brothers of a Feather - Driving Wheel
"it's hard to tell you how I feel"

Will I get far in life?
Billie Holiday - Love Me Or Leave Me
Guess this means I'm uncompromising... can be true.

How do my friends see me?
Queens of the Stone Age - You Know What You Did
"Just drool in the dark / As you stare at the lights"... hmm, that can't be good

Where will I get married?
Trent Reznor - Adrift And At Peace
This is from the Bridge School Benefit. I'm already married, and it's peaceful... so this works. :)

What is my best friend's theme song?
Billie Holiday More Than You Know (Jazzem's Throwback Mix)
"you're on my mind more than you know" - I do worry about my friends a lot

What is the story of my life?
Morcheeba - Way Beyond
"we're wasting our whole lives / in the struggle to survive"

What is/was highschool like?
Camille - Un Homme Déserté
I don't speak French, and therefore can glean no insight from these lyrics!

How can I get ahead in life?
Marc Anthony - Te Amare
OK... Spanish I can speak... so let's see. This song is more about love lost/regretting mistakes than any thought for the future.

What is the best thing about me?
Fiona Apple - Oh Well

How is today going to be?
Ani DiFranco - Modulation

What is in store for this weekend?
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Horse Hunter

What song describes my parents?
Ani Difranco - Sunday Morning

My grandparents?
Gotan Project - Arrabal

How is my life going?
Moby - Move

What song will they play at my funeral?
Elvis Costello - I'm Not Angry
So I won't be a poltergeist?

How will the world see you?
Dido - Do You Have a Little Time
Obviously, I do.

Will I have a happy life?
Nine Inch Nails - The Good Soldier
"life is just a waking dream"

What do my friends really think of me?
Wham! - Credit Card Baby
Oh shuffle play, do you hate me? Why must you embarrass me this way...

Do people secretly lust after me?
The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Women
"I just can't seem to drink you off my mind" - I guess so! ~^

How can I make myself happy?
The Faint - Your Retro Career Melted

What should I do with my life?
Mix Master Mike - Catapilla Spit: Dented Fridge

Will I ever have children?
Ben Folds - Gone
Guessing this means "no." Probably for the best.

What is some good advice for me?
Mark Farina - Gramma Si (Late Night Mix)

What is my signature dancing song?
Leftfield - Open Up

What do I think my current theme song is?
Evanescence - Everybody's Fool

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Nine Inch Nails - Vessel
!!

What kind of men/women do you like?
The Cure - Untitled
Only non-nobility, please.

What could possibly make me feel alive?
Halo33 - The End
Nihilism FTW.

Will I die a quick death?
System of a Down - ATWA
"all the world I've seen before me passing by"

What would make me feel good right now?
Kraftwerk - Computer World, Pt. 2

What's the real meaning of life?
Björk - Enjoy
"I'm only into this to enjoy"

What's my actual purpose in life?
The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

What should I do today?
Van Morrison - Send Your Mind
I may need an assistant for this trick.

What's my true core nature?
System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
It's official. Shuffle hates me.