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  • Doctor_Doak

    Oh soz bruh. OOH YEAH ZOO ZA ZOO!!! I heard that one. It's the kind of crap Howard makes fun of all the time. She's still arty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qppdYMQHg

    ayer por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    JOKeR gets denied a father yet again. Hey that can be my orange soda! HAHAHAHA HOWARD'S MAD!! HE'S LEGIT MAD!! :]

    ayer por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    https://twitter.com/AugustAmesxxx/status/435901609759866880 whatever I never liked that crater faced bitch anyway

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  • Doctor_Doak

    First there was Kenan & Kel. Then there was Drake & Josh. They continued the same exact thing with Sam & Cat. Let's contact Nickelodeon and do Jaz & Mike. It will be a natural progression. They had two black kids (Kenan & Kel), two white kids (Drake & Josh), two white women (Sam & Cat), and now there should be black and white men (Jaz & Mike). We would (or should I say will? Because this WILL happen) open the show talking to the audience first like Kenan & Kel. Reginald VelJohnson will be a recurring character as himself. Or my dad. Or as himself who is later revealed as my dad

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  • Doctor_Doak

    I've already read the entire wikipedia page on it so I know everything about it

    Viernes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    "When Gotham isth in astheths you have my puhmithin to die" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsR2-F6IcAA9NAl.jpg

    Viernes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    https://i.imgur.com/MhNy1Pa.jpg Pennsylvania, eh? Alrighty

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  • Doctor_Doak

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fd1XnZfRbE#t=94 huh

    Jueves por la tarde
  • Doctor_Doak

    Oh yeah. I've been there plenty o' times

    Jueves por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    I heard most of it, watched a short movie, finishing the rest. I like it

    Jueves por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    I follow a lot of porn stars because I like sex and sex related things. Naw you ain't send this to me bruh you must not like me very much

    Miércoles por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    https://twitter.com/briannafrost/status/486939231822942208 that is what a doctor is for

    Miércoles por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    I can't help but think of Low, Down, Dirty

    Miércoles por la tarde
  • Doctor_Doak

    http://screamer.deadspin.com/here-is-j-r-jim-ross-calling-the-brazil-germany-firs-1601968953

    Miércoles por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    "Michael Douglas is Coming to Comic-Con" I'm going to Comic-Con too then!

    Miércoles por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    I'd actually enjoy watching Hulk Hogan poop. I bet his bowel movements are massive

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  • Doctor_Doak

    naw dont get it twisted i fux wit fallout heavy nigga. yo this jawn crazy on some ren n stimpy shit ctfu

    Martes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    Lmfao u shooda been had dat u slippin' bruh. niggaz got 2 stay up on dey shit. u gotta chalk dat 1 up 2 da game. not Fallout. da game game. she dedicated..

    Martes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    Sir Lakey Da Kid. Why did you highlight all them jawns? What are you trying to tell me? I've never highlighted all of them. Am I doing something wrong?

    Martes por la tarde
  • Doctor_Doak

    nvm look at that dog he married. Oh, Lake!

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    Well how can Lake become a sir? I see some potential for him

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  • Doctor_Doak

    Hey this guy Lake can't even get this girl to fall in love with him in 3 hours like that other dude. He's a cornball

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  • Doctor_Doak

    He seems like a nice guy. He did Tawp of the Pawps so he couldn't have been all that bad. Hey, why are these people made sirs? It's always people who did some acting stuff for a long time and then they decide to make them Sirs. I don't think that is all that important. Robert DeNiro shouldn't be an American ambassador or anything

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    I wonder if any of these Thai girls would like to meet a nice American black man

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  • Doctor_Doak

    FUCK THAT NIGGA MAN!!! HE'S JUST AN OUT OF SHAPE FAGGOT WHO WATCHES SPORTS AND TALKS ABOUT IT. AND FOR THE RECORD I'D BEAT THAT NIGGA THE FUCK UP IF HE EVER CALLED ME A CORNBALL, OR A RICE STICK, OR A HAM SANDWICH GLOVE, ANY KIND OF FOOD-OBJECT THINGY AND I'M GOIN' OFF IN THAT NIGGA'S GRILL AND THAT'S REAL TALK. Oh no I have not seen this Jaz but I will :). What's that one where he's getting a lapdance? I saw it in the opening

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    That's what he meant by it. Actually, it's not what he meant by it. Cornball just means corny. Like not cool. He was saying that RGIII was a cornball BECAUSE of the way he acted. He felt he was corny because he felt that he was acted white or w/e. It's has nothing at all to do with race actually. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corn+ball see that guy just feels as if you speak differently than him, have different political views, and carry yourself in a non-urban manner, he'll think you're acting white, and he feels that people who act that way are cornballs. That's it. That's all I'm saying about this mundane shit!

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    It all depends. You can be a downlow who IS a cornball, but you can't be a downlow cornball because being a cornball is pretty much obvious. Is that what you mean? A cornball who happens to be downlow?

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    I don't know because I am a cornball

    Lunes por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    "I'm uncomfortable with where we just went" oh yeah it's pretty damn awkward :). http://s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/BB8B5587.jpg HEY IF A NEGRO CALLS ME ONE OF THESE WE'RE FIGHTING FUCK THAT

    Lunes por la tarde
  • Doctor_Doak

    wtf Diz! http://instagram.com/p/qIEJEfo00Q/ http://instagram.com/p/qIGNCYTJD6/

    Lunes por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    No wonder they killed him. He sounds like Kanye West. So all of that stuff makes sense now

    Lunes por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    HAHAHAHA SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THAT JESUS IT WOULD BE FUCKING AMAZING!!!

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  • Doctor_Doak

    "Catholic and Orthodox Christians regard as fully canonical most of these books called Apocrypha, and their canonicity was explicitly affirmed at the Council of Trent in 1546[10] and Synod of Jerusalem (1672) respectively. They are called deuterocanonical by Catholics and anagignoskomena by the Orthodox." I'll be damned. This is lower than Star Wars fan fiction

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  • Doctor_Doak

    "Thou art in hunger, so the lord shall allow his children to partake in Walmart splurge. For I am omnipotent and shall wait until ye partaketh all Doritos. Take your time brah, I have all day." - Psalms 99.9

    Lunes por la mañana
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yes!!!

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  • Doctor_Doak

    WALMART MOTHERFUCKER!

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  • Doctor_Doak

    What they are you on about? Every city in America has a store open 24/7 that sells black paper. That's me being serious this time. Stop talking about my girlfriend like that!!!!!!!!

    Domingo por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    I mean y'all coulda use black paper maybe but you don't got it like that I guess. I can't wait to get sick so I can wipe my nose with some black paper. But you'd like that wouldn't you....

    Domingo por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yeah well white paper is cheap. You should have some nice orange or green paper to stick in there. If you had some orange paper just laying around I'd be impressed. But you don't. You have to go out of your way to get orange paper. Probably have to go to a store. You'd be lucky if they had orange paper. You'd buy it and cherish and wouldn't let people touch it. Probably wouldn't even take it out it's wrapping. Meanwhile all the classy people have orange paper just sitting around. It's so expendable to them that they just step on it and think nothing of it. They squish bugs with it and then throw it in the trash. Frederick Douglas never said that....

    Domingo por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    I would like to think that she winked because she fucked him. And she fucked him because she loves black cock so much that it doesn't matter even when he's a half-brother. I liked that story a lot. You can't just end it there though. After Michael Douglas walked in, what did he say or do? Also what you did was ghetto but you get away with it because of your white skin

    Domingo por la noche
  • Doctor_Doak

    https://twitter.com/xxxRiley/status/485480005871230976 the fuck is this? You're obligated to do IR porn now!

    Domingo por la tarde
  • Doctor_Doak

    That's not true, Jaz. The only thing holding me back is my refusal to take prescription medication and my social anxiety. I'm cool with this. I like Catherine Xenia Onatopp. I also like Famke Janssen, who portrayed Xenia Onatopp. I like brunettes

    la semana pasada
  • Doctor_Doak

    Do you think Michael Douglas likes the World Cup

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  • Doctor_Doak

    'wow you're right, Mike. They are racist :)' what a cunt. She was one of those afrocentric ladies. Majored in African-American studies. Wore a fro

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  • Doctor_Doak

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again because I am repetitive. Black people enjoy seeing racist things that they do not enjoy so that they can get upset about it. I remember back in my school days as a young lad. We were on a field trip and we stopped by my neighborhood (I know what you're thinking. What kind of fucking field trip is that? Well there's a good explanation but I won't get into it because I am lazy, and you don't care anyway.), and I said to my black teacher 'can I get a slice of pizza? I've been to that store before and I have the money.' She says 'yes you can but I have to come with you.' This was to make sure I didn't steal. Good call, because I would have stole. Anyway I said to her as we walked in 'the owners of this store are pretty racist' and Jaz, let me tell you something, her eyes lit up and she smiled. You would have thought it was Christmas morning. They weren't racist. I just said it to see how she'd react. As we left she smiled and said

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  • Doctor_Doak

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h2927.html shut... shut the fuck up man :(

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  • Doctor_Doak

    Oh! I forgot! Happy 4th of July!

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  • Doctor_Doak

    Thanks, man. Maybe that's how they say hello over there and she was being friendly

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  • Doctor_Doak

    "British Tourist Tops Off More Than 20 Guys In Spain For A Single Free Drink" wow she must've been awful thirsty!

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  • Doctor_Doak

    You are correct

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