gingerweir

Cow Moustache ?

In Italy, there's always chickens, but no eggs. In Africa there's eggs, but never chickens. Who separated them?

FOR TIME IS A RIVER ROLLING INTO NOWHERE
WE MUST LIVE WHILE WE CAN

Love is touching souls
Surely you touched mine
Cause part of you pours out of me
In these lines from time to time

I'd really like to live beside you, baby
I love your body and your spirit and your clothes

And I thank you for those items that you sent me
The monkey and the plywood violin
I practiced every night, now I'm ready

London?
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, Methodists, Trailer Tramps, Posh Totty, Crazy women with Vampire Bears and Yugoslavian Brazil nuts.

Sailin' 'round the world in a dirty gondola.
Oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

The ponies run, the girls are young,
The odds are there to beat.
You win a while, and then it’s done –
Your little winning streak.

Here I stand, the god of desire
Set women on fire, I have this power.
Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing,
Some quick womancing, And then a shower.
Stage door Jennies constantly suwwound me,
They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
I'm not a wabbit. ....... I need some west !.

When I get back to the country I'll be livin' in a tent
Ma and Pa will sure be mad about all the money I spent
Can't understand just where it went
I ain't broke but I'm badly bent

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya!
Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe.

People of Jewusalum,
Wome... is your fwiend!
To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
WELEASE WOGER ! WELEASE WOGER !

en el patio del colegio y en la barra del "Bass"
sobrevolando el barrio peleando rumba.
Este es el ritmo callejero que te tumba rumbero
Porque tú lo vales rumbero!

Looks like you're lookin' for trouble,
And I'd say you found it - you found it.
You'll have to come right through me,
There's no way around it - you found it.

I said to Hank Williams: how lonely does it get?
Hank Williams hasnt answered yet
But I hear him coughing all night long

Stand up in a clear blue morning
Until you see what can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free? Can you be?

Its hard sometimes trying to be a geezer
A good lad
With pressures to get on in life
And turn out like your dad
And getting a house, dog, kids, car
The whole kit and caboodle

You used to stand on the tables
You used to shoot out the lights

She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin'about,
It really don't cost that much.

I've lost my mobile phone,
You'll have to call my home,
On second thoughts just leave a message when you hear the tone,
My grimy windows show the early morning glow,
Another day, another dollar in my one man show,

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

Well I could just go on and on and on...
But tonight
I've got a headache

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"Mirrors would do well to reflect a little before throwing back images."

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