Among the sickly garbage heap that is american pop culture, Mike Garlington is a glimmering beacon of hope. A charmer of both the ladies and the gentlemen, Mike also is a prolific drunk. His fine art photographs of inbreds and toothless carnies are favorites among decedent rich snobs all over the world. Mike's punky, folky music is full of the spontanious energy and blatant plagarism popular with the youth of today. Let's salute this brilliant young man and give him the millions of dollars he so greatly deserves.

This is not a band. This is a community geared towards inducing, by means of hypnosis, subversive actions. Not since Elvis Presley's "Million Dollar Quartet" which brought together Sun Records superstars, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis has there been an artistic collaboration of this magnitude. The Mishap Crew features musical luminaries such as Jonas Ted Bond of the legendary punk bands Craig's Brother and General Handywork as well as the Beebe brothers, Adam and Ryan, who's groundbreaking pop duo, Pope John Paul The Third is adored by millions of Japanese women. Also featuring crap-core giants, Larry Luna,…

Crap-core: Even more than Butt Rock, crap core epitomizes the desire to let it all hang out, to truly rock out with your cock out, even if your cock is repulsive and upsetting to look at. In this genre, guitarists play with their guitars hung low not because they're trying to get laid but because they can't figure out how to use their guitar straps. Crap core is like eating a raw steak with a few whole cloves of garlic on top for seasoning. If Genghis Khan was a musician, he'd be the spiritual leader of crap core.

Core-core: Core-core…

Comrades:

Haven't you toiled under the oppressive regime of the "Indy Rockers" long enough?

Tired of your guitar being played in a lackadaisical and aloof manner? Drums that sound like they're being played through a sock covering a tin can? Trios or quartets of attractive, thin men with stilted attempts at a lazy man's wardrobe?

Suffer no longer. This November, voters are kicking the Republicans out in favor of the Democrats, and this November, listeners everywhere are saying "enough!" and leading the charge as the Far Out rise up, and ENSLAVE THE INDY ROCKERS.

You can either participate in the…

Crap-core: Even more than Butt Rock, crap core epitomizes the desire to let it all hang out, to truly rock out with your cock out, even if your cock is repulsive and upsetting to look at. In this genre, guitarists play with their guitars hung low not because they're trying to get laid but because they can't figure out how to use their guitar straps. Crap core is like eating a raw steak with a few whole cloves of garlic on top for seasoning. If Genghis Khan was a musician, he'd be the spiritual leader of crap core.

Core-core: Core-core…

General Handywork is the crowning achievement of western civilization. Ever since man descovered punk rock, these obnoxious troubadors have been spreading their message of love, justice and togetherness, as well as spitting on and throwing shit at people. word up.

we're general handywork. we're pissed off all the time. fuck you! Punk rock, VD and General Handywork: What more could a girl ask for? Featuring the vocal stylings of Jonas Ted Bond (of Craig's Borther) as well as the musical luminaries, Adam R Beebe (of the infamous crap-core duo, Pope John Paul the Third) and the Future Funk Entertainment Project's…

Damian Lanahan-Kalish is a traitior to his class. Although the proud owner of thirty purebread pony corpses as well as a prestigiously hyphenated surname, he chooses to associate with drunks, "artists" and other degenerates rather than his fellows at the country club. Among the perverts he's been known to collaborate with are some of the most infamous smut peddlers and "rock musicians" plauging our communities today: James "the Real James" Call, Adam and Ryan Beebe, German Cars Vs. American Homes, Mike Garlington, endorphin and other truly horrible people. Often found reciting lecherous verse to beatniks accompanied by raucous jungle music,…

as a child, i began collecting sounds and using them to construct musique concrete noise montages. if i had a masters degree in fine art, these sound montages and repeditive ambient electonic works, which are viewed as completely unlistenable by most, would be considered fine art/classical music. alas, i am but a mere college dropout/pop musician. i am also in a crap-core duo with my brother called pope john paul the third. we play freak-out music and happy pop tunes. enjoy.

Pope John Paul III are two brothers named Adam and Ryan Beebe. They have been recording their innovative brand of music on some of the world's worst recording equipment since they were children. On their debut album, they showcase their unsettlingly varied musical styles that have won them international fame among the world's most sophisticated drunks and degenerates. Originally from Santa Cruz, California, Pope John Paul the Third now exist everywhere simultaniously.

Two Brothers with their eyes on the world. The Beebe brothers' wirlwind musical career has included involvment with Pope John Paul the Third, The Mundanes, James Call, General…

Pope John Paul III are two brothers named Adam and Ryan Beebe. They have been recording their innovative brand of music on some of the world's worst recording equipment since they were children. On their debut album, they showcase their unsettlingly varied musical styles that have won them international fame among the world's most sophisticated drunks and degenerates. Originally from Santa Cruz, California, Pope John Paul the Third now exist everywhere simultaniously.