Phones666Because this fucking thing was lagging my entire last.fm page. So for everyone who still wants to remember the times when the shoutbox was actually funny, here you go. Separated by spaces for your reading pleasure.
WARNING: THIS THING IS FUCKING LONG AND I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE OR FLYING SUBMARINES YOU MAY ENCOUNTER WHILE READING THIS. I CHECKED IT WITH WORD, 67 PAGES ASSHOLES.
@ Maiku - Tue Ju 10, 2012 1:00 pm
Hi Zess. Did you wake up singing "I'M PROWD 2 B UH UHMERIKEN. WURR ATLEAS I KNO IM FREEE?"
@ Zesshoku - Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:00 pm
no i woke up singing "FUCK THIS GAY ASS EARTH AND MY MALFUNCTIONING COMPUTER"
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@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:56 pm
also, i finally FINALLY found a media player I like
@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:57 pm
you'll laugh at the name of it too
@ Disposable - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:58 pm
Itunes
@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:59 pm
i said media player not ramwhore
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@ Disposable - Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:24 pm
I once threw a clay statue that I made up in the air and it hit some kid ( accident! ). So much blood
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@ Zesshoku - Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:19 pm
FOR ANYONE READING THE SHOUTBOX RIGHT NOW LET THIS BE A WARNING: YOU LEAK MH EXCLUSIVE FILES AND I CATCH YOU AND I PERMABAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE
@ Zesshoku - Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:19 pm
tyvm
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@ Zesshoku - Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:41 pm
YASMINE JOU DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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@ Yuuze - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:06 pm
MIKU ON THE BEACH: HARD GANGBANG TWENTY-FOUR HOURS
@ sai - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
If I'll give you a list of "sensual" vocalists, I think you'll know what I mean. Seconding the gangbang
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
@ sai, my first thought was Atsushi
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
(re: sensual voices, not the gangbang)
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
(though if he wants in, I'm okay with that)
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@ Biopanda - Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:42 pm
if you applied voltage to a bandman what would the "desired mode of operation" be? and would it be sexy?
@ leafwork - Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:43 pm
vibration
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
One time I turned the water on in my bath and forgot I had the water on. I came back an hour later. You can guess what happened.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
:D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol Yasu
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Most insanely massive flood ever. It was incredible.
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, btw did you know Atsushi had a brief solo career in 2004? :) he released a handful of singles, an album and a live DVD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, He did? Was it good? (I feel like I'm asking a really obvious question here)
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, of course, haha. it was actually others writing the music, and he wrote lyrics and sang. but it was mostly pretty good. very different from B-T, more straightforward stuff.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, I'll give it a spin somewhere this week then.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTC1F6DgO3U he kept his lyrical topics too. xD (can't get any more obvious than "I'm a sub-marine in your ass tonight" lol)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
....
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
...
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
ass submarine.
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I wonder if Atsushi actually tried it on someone
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
Anal Sub-Marine 2
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Sub-Marines in Space: From Earth to Ur Anus
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
anal space marines?
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
a warhammer 40000-themed porn
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
The Fianal Frontier
@ Yuuze - less than a minute ago
Anal acrobatics
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
OH MY GOD SAI WHAT THE HELL
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I MEAN IT
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
as one of like 10 straight people on MH you know this is not a lie
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PEOPLE IN MY ROOM
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I DON'T KNOW
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
it was like a train of middle aged men just walked out of my room
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i don't fucking know any of them what the shit
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
LIL WAYNE ON A SEGWAY. BEEP BEEP @WALMART
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
TOUR TIME PARADOX OF RETALIATION -AGE QUOD ANALSUBMARINUS- 2013
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
makes even more sense now :)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
"TOUR TIME PARADOX OF RETALIATION -AGE QUOD ANALSUBMARINUS- 2013" Wow, someone needs to suggest that
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
it would be DEG dressed up in VK stuff, playing sludgemetal covers of Atsushi solo songs
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
with 3 breakdowns/song
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@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
Bahahaha. I lived in a hotel for a summer in Texas cause my dad got a job there and the mexican maids beat me with a broom cause I made fun of their english and the manager saw them hit me with the brooms and fired them on the spot and walked them and me to my parents and told them what happened and my mom punched one of the maids in the face.
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Btw is it okay to call you Jigsaw because every time I do I feel like I'm adressing a serial killer
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, yeah that's what I'm doing in a few mins actually xD
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
killing lots of people?
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@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
One time a dog ripped my pants off and tore them up and I ran away in my underwear.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
@ Maiku, bwahaha
@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
Then my dad shot the dog.
@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
My leg has some cool scars from it. 8D
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@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:55 pm
ahaha
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
h o l y s h i t
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
CALMANDO QUAL LINK PLIS
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
you're back <3
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
we missed you
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@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I just took a fuckload of supplements
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my body is gonna explode with MAD POWER
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@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you just need to get a panda, sai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
You know we used to grow bamboo in our garden
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that's a good way to attract pandas
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
because pandas are awesome, that's why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and when my dad cut it down when he redecorated the garden I got angry at him (fake angry and sad)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Because we couldn't have a panda anymore
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I even said that: NOW WE CAN'T HAVE PANDAS ANYMORE
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
:(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that's a shame
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I know right :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
go plant more
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or grow some potted bamboo in your room
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'm going to find a spot to grow some more bamboo
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
bring the pandas straight to the source
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@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
I dunwanna go to class
@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
I just want to sit around all day in my pajamas and eat cereal and watch cartoons
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@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
i wonder what his parents think of him now
@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
lel
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
harakiri
@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
SON WATASHI WA DISAPPOINTED
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I hope that last UC event will be sponsored by Google
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I bet Kisaki will storm the Avex office and go out like Yukio Mishima
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, too soon :(
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
He will plea the peasants in the street to send him moneez
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@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I'm trying to get out of the habit of dwelling on negatives
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, it is a good habit to get out of
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I've become intrinsicly negative over the past 10 years, and it's not a good way to be
@ sai - less than a minute ago
:(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, I know the problem
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
U NEED SUM BOMB ASS PUSSY
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
har har
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
those are sai's words btw lol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
yeah i know that's why i said it
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
i know you know and that why you said it ;P
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hahaha
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
:D
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, sai is too much for me. she needs an atsushi
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
he's prolly the only one in the world that could handle DAT BOMB-ASS....etc
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I CAN HANDLE THAT TOO
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
she's like a spicy jalapeno READY TO EXPLODE VROOOOOOOOOOOM
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Most of them are married as well, haha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Only Yutaka (bass) and Toll (drums) are not married. They're also brothers
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
IF I HAVE NO CHANCE TO MARRY THEM I CANT LISTEN THEM. SRY
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
THEY CAN ALWAYS DIVORCE U KNO?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
^ VK fangirl logic
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
gotta love fangurl logic
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
MAY HIM ASK ME SOME MONEY FOR DIVORCE?!
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Imai got married in 2008, Hidehiko I'm not sure but I am sure he is married and Atsushi got married in 2004 for the second time
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol, it's even second time
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
point proved
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
i can be the 3rd one
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
mayb
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
WHUT
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
i herd ur divorced
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
Ricchubunny<3BUCK-TICK4everATSUHIoppA
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@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
ATSU MY BIAS
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
lololo I remember when somebody seriously said "Gazette oppa's" on The Gazette sb.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
for real
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
OTL
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
GazettE oppa IASRUYSAGTTHSAJTKSAT
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
GazettE and An Cafe are my bias ^^^^^^^^
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
Uruha oppa, saranghaeeee.
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
sarangay
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
saranghaeeee[2] ling long ting ting ping pong
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
MIKU JAYOERIRJONG SARANGAY ZUTTO
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
JAYOERIRJONG.... What is this.....
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SHINU GA II
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@ sai - 4 minutes ago
I have no idea what this class is about
@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
it's about Atsushi
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
why don't you stand up and tell your class all about him
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
they'll give you an A+
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Where should I start my Atsushi speech?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well you need to start with a thesis statement
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I recommend "Atsushi is the sexiest piece of manmeat and here's why."
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@ D.L.S - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, little boys love naked ladies and gore
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
lol no XD
@ D.L.S - less than a minute ago
they kill small animals for fun come on
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
itss true
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
D:< you two better have not killed little animals
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, I didn't
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I tried saving them when other people tried to kill them
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
good lol
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
thank fully ive never been in a situation like that
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
...I accidentlly killed my pet hamster though
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
when i was little i didnt think it would get hurt if I tossed it in the air like you do babys...and it hit the table instead of my hands
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, :(
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
that memory is forever burned in my unforgiving mind
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
R.I.P chuckles
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@ Disposable - 16 minutes ago
Since my new roommate arrived I've only been listening to Japanese music from the speakers. Weeaboo level 666
@ Disposable - 15 minutes ago
Too bad I only bought one bottle of Asahi. I still have two other beers left ( both English )
@ Disposable - 15 minutes ago
CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG PING PING
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@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
Disposable do you ever go in TT? Your last.fm library makes it seem like it would be interesting
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
95% sure he's never been on
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
99.9%
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
No. I would probably kill myself if I would have to be subjected to the trash you guys listen to
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
What are you listening to
@ sai - less than a minute ago
BUCK-TICK's new album
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Didn't you order it?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I did
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The 230e limited edition with a desk
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, I ordered the super limited to get my own B-T desk
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Atsushi blow-up doll
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@ sai - 1 minute ago
Should I turn off the B-T DVD before my mother gets home?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I might get weird looks, though last time I was watching one she kept looking at Atsushi with quite some interest
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
do it, sai
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Probably should Sai. We both know Atsushi's effects on females. Don't want your mom running off to marry him.
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
I honestly have no idea what do even do in episode 3
@ sai - less than a minute ago
What are the first things that come to mind when you think of me? Use that if you're stuck with what to do
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
atsushi
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
lawyer
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
atsushi
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
helpful
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
and atsushi
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@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my arms hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my breasts hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my legs hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
hug me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*hugs panda*
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
my breasts hurt too. Hug me.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
*hugs*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
no touching of the boobs though
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
:(
@ volke - less than a minute ago
.-.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
wha
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well that's no fun :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you could always massage them, sai
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
if you'd like...
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
*blush*
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i could always massage them
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
XD
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you can massage my breasts too, zess
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
ok
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
with those strong, manly hands of yours
@ volke - less than a minute ago
i like whore trains ._:
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
whore trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that slutty train
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it was just asking for it, wearing a short skirt like that
@ sai - less than a minute ago
the slutty rarez train
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
showing off it's soft, round caboose
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i know i'm up early but wat
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it's a train joke, you see :v
@ volke - less than a minute ago
hell yeah
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
so what is your obsession with trains, volke?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
do you watch train porn as well?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I LIKE TRAINS
@ volke - less than a minute ago
i like trains 'cause...i like trains...
@ volke - less than a minute ago
and fuck corpses
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
corpse fucking trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or corpse-fucking trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
the distinction is very important
@ volke - less than a minute ago
or fuck dead trains *_*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
this isn't going anywhere
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
yea bro
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I totally get you
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I also jerked off wildly to the train graveyard scene in Final Fantasy 7
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Biopanda, ....
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
oh come on, sai
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
like you didn't?
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Valicious, I wonder how that Atsushi wedding scenario will turn out
@ sai - less than a minute ago
knowing electra it'll be fabulous
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
@ sai, mayhem and destruction
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
IT WILL BE THE ZESS THAT INTERRUPTS THE WEDDING
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I WILL COME TO STEAL THE SAI
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
SURPRISE VILLAIN NO ONE SAW COMING
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
INTER RAPTOR will be playing in the background
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
BUT ITO WILL THEN COME TO STEAL ZESS!!! EPIC PLOT TWIST!
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
OH NOEZ
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Only to be interrupted by tree-panda, who kidnaps Yasu (again)
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
the wedding gets interrupted by hordes of fangirls trying to stop you from stealing their Atsushi away
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
CAT5 appears looking for big-booty bride's maids
@ sai - less than a minute ago
That's going to be the most adventurous wedding ever :'D
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
BIG BOOTY BIDDIES
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
only to be disappointed, so he helps himself to the reception food
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
junna is my wife
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Junna is my waifu you better back the fuck off
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
HES MY WIFE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
YASU U WANNA FIGHT ABOOT IT
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
k
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*slap*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*fighting commences*
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
*fighting commences* [2]
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*dispo wins, asks junna's hand in marriage*
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
x.x
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*junna declines, dispo kills himself*
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yasu commits suicide ten days later due to loneliness, this forum dies after we are gone, Panda changes his gender, electra overdoses on coke, slsr becomes the president of Guyana
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Suzaku becomes major and their vocalist dies of syphilis from Kisaki
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw's band becomes big, but later disbands due to musical differences, Trombe still has no life, Zess follows yasu in suicide
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Ryu finally gets a link to the Calmando Qual album
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Nobody still cares about Danao
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Sai starts a bicycle repair business and lives with ten cats
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
jrocklover goes to prison for thought crimes and gets molested by the guards after finally coming out of the closet
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CAT finally finds a big-booty hoe
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
And Ito never actually gets a job?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
CAT finally realizes that indie rock is terrible and slits his wrists
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Ito finally stops listening to Jrock and becomes an adult , only to get hepatitis from the Girugamesh drummer the day after
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
What, does he stab me with a rusty spoon?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Spits in your eye
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
tw_is_fucking_shit becomes an admin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Champ finally defeats Dai
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Spike's forum SeoulMuzik becomes bigger than google
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
Jake gets back in to Jrock 30 years later and no one cares?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The new X Japan album will get released in 2047
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Only to have four new songs
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
But the reincarnated Hide makes up for it.
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
All the members are now holographs
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
During the recordings of the second album with zombie Hide, he dies again after trying to choke himself with a belt while masturbating
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yohio joins the reformed Malice Mizer
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
AVK48 becomes everyone's favorite new VK band
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Golden Bomber becomes the new Beatles
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I will name my female child Linda
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
After the prophecy of the godzette
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
My male child will be named DISORDERNILSTACKEDRUBBISHDIMTOXICDIVISION
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
lol.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
/dead
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
sounds good
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Just name ur son Ruki
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
DEATH
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yasu is right
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
If you get 4 sons name them Ruki, Kai, Reita, and Uruha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Don't include Aoi
@ sai - less than a minute ago
He's scary
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Ignore Aoi though for obvious reasons
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
haha gazette junior.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I wouldn't include Reita either
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
My second child would be named after my favorite user here: tw_is_fucking_shit
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
the bitches hate it when I touch even if they don't want to too
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
that's why I have a shovel and a plastic bag with me at all times
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@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
How did Sai know who Relentless was? ;__;
@ sai - less than a minute ago
WhirlingBlack told me
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Who is that.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yet it didn't come as a surprise tbh
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
sai*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
A guy from Sweden who frequents the mini-chat
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
WhirlingBlack is my brutha from anutha mutha
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
WB is mono2
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
LOL.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Relentless is Junna and Champ213 is Cat5
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Wait but I thought that Cat5 was Zess.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Zess is TW is fucking shit
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Mono2 is TW is fucking shit
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
I am Zess
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Nightwish666999666 is me
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
I'm Dai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Sumostig --> Mono2 --> tw is fucking shit --> OldCheesey
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SACRIFICE UNTO NIGHTWISH! YOG-SOTHOTH! YOG-SOTHOTH! YOG-SOTHOTH!
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
trying to be chatting and paying attention in class
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
professor makes absolutely no sense though
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
also, yesterday one of my friends gave me his family laptop to fix
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
oh my god it is in awful condition
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
porn galore?
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i found no less than 4 trojans on this computer
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
absolutely no antivirus or antimalware
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
My mom had 5 taskbars on internet explorer once
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
there's mcafee but only the "internet security" portion
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I deleted them + convinced her to switch either to Chrome or Firefox, lol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
and i shit you not, 17 toolbars
@ sai - less than a minute ago
How did he still have a screen?!
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
WTF
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
HOW DO YOU INTERNET WITH 17 TOOLBARS
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@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
But you do understand amount of resources of nature used to raise a cow for you to eat is completely laughable pandabro
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
also I'm complete hypocrite since eating meat like there is no tomorrow :lol:
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
like one people choise would change anything, *yawn*
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
Bits by bits.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I think we have slightly higher concerns on a global level than 'too many naughty cows"
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well, yes... we can change it once person at a time
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
everyone can go low-carb and eat all the cows
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
XD
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
YEAH.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
like pacman running through a farm
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
nomnomnom moo
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Just the fact that you called me Yasupon makes up for this hurricane's br00tality
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
thanks sai
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
If I die I could die happy
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Y45UP0N
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yasupon <3
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
whats a yasupon
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
@ Yasuhiro, I call you yasupon all the time :(
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
a yasu coupon
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ jrocklover7, lol
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
what does a yasu coupon entitle you to
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
viagra
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yasu is a Yasupon
@ sai - less than a minute ago
A Yasu coupon gives you one free indie rarez
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
lol
@ sai - less than a minute ago
from WB
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
wait what? from me?
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
plot twist! lol
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
plot twist Jig :digg:
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OH NOES
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
no deal. I like my rarez where they are. A glorious pile inside a huge safe inside a larger safe.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
What would a sai coupon do?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, safeception
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
something involving atsushi
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
something involving atsushi [2]
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
homemade atsushi sculpture
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
atsushi biscuit
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or a brick.....signed by Brick :o
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@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, Disposable vs. Blumbe vs. WhirlingBlack vs. Sumostig
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Disposable vs HJ
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CAT5 vs Ito vs Sai vs Zess
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
HJ will creep over you.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
green vs electra vs Danao vs tw_is_fucking_shit
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, I don't wanna fight ;__;
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
CAT5 vs Ito vs Sai vs Zess, I can't decide.
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, is that the only song you liked on the mix?
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ greeeeen, u should root 4 ur husbando ;__;
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, Why are you "@" yourself xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
You're blue again, don't be distracted
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, mistake...that @ was meant for u
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
But sai is my sister and Zess is my brother and Ito is our cousin. ;______;
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, yes ma'am!
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yeah cat! You dumb asshole
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, sorry, sir ;___;
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
ARI-GAA-TOU
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
AH LEEEEEEEEE GA TO, HONTO AH LEEEEEEEEEEE GA TO
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
DOO-ITAA-SHI-MAAA-SHI-TEEEEE
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
uuhhhhh http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/impregnant.jpg
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
wuuut
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Found this in Show Yourself
@ sai - less than a minute ago
"^ add me on skype 4 c2c: DesrpuratendHornisexxx69" OMG
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
:lolita_rofl:
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, jig is that ur secret account
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, uh-oh, I've been found out :(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, i always knew you were secretly operating a skype sex line
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if you're a guy and listen to B-T there are no other options
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, but of course. my other account in Mansushi×69×
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but indie-vk lovers can reach me at DragonFappppperLover69
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@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, 5000 CATPOINTS. WHAT WILL U DO WITH THEM
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, QUESTION IS WHAT CAN I DO WITH THEM
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, SEX
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
lol
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, I'm joking. But you can by a fortress
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
and an island with sharks that have lasers
@ sai - less than a minute ago
tough choice
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
or you can buy an atsushi facotyr
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
factory*
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
but those atsushi's only last a day
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
DO YOU WANT A MILLION ATSUSHIS FOR ONE DAY ONLY
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'd rather have 1 Atsushi for a million days 8D
@ CAT5 - 4 minutes ago
@ sai, no atsushi factory then?
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, or......you could buy a Gundam that looks like Hisashi Imai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, nah
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
you can do a lot of things with a gundam
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
like destroy cities
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
you can get mad crazy women with a gundam
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
and by that i mean you're going to have a woman in another gundam trying to kill you
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
bitch, hop in dis gundam
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
gundam style
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
HOP IN THIS GUNDAM WIJF
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I think I'll take the factory instead
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, ok, but when ur atsushi's expire, they turn into a pile of plastic. plus, factory-made atsushi's on know one phrase, "my love is like a submarine"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Perhaps I should take the Gundam then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
To get the real version
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Or to control China so they can make a better factory
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
not as long as china still uses ie6
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@ sai - 2 minutes ago
ANIMATRONICS
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
trannymatonics
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Kisaki robots
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
sponsored by Google
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Totally, lol
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
he could be programmed to make dinner and stuff
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but it would be like, he can only make dinner if he makes 3 different types
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
then you must choose, like, "2 sandwiches + drink" or "3 sandwiches but no drink" or "a sandwich, a drink and a napkin"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but you must hurry because they're all limited editions
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hahaha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
VK robots, seems like a good market
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
totally 8D
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Kiwamubot will lead the robot revolution against the "lazy shit humans"
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@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MANY BREADS YOU'VE EATEN IN YOUR LIFE????
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Tokage, how many shits have u taken in ur life
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Tokage, UUUHHHH
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
ive eating 4 breads
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
one of them had little oats on the top
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
that was my favourite
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
I liked that bread
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
I like breads with little oats on top.
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
i wish it didnt have to leave
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@ WhirlingBlack - 1 minute ago
Obama gifs make my skin burn, take it away.
@ leafwork - 1 minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, that's just the racism burning away
---
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
Demon Android is funny
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
I'lll name a song after him
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
Mr.TRANSCODES
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
I think banning him was the best decision the mod team has ever made, to be honest.
@ Biopanda - Today, 12:02 am
I'm sure he's still here, but he's keepin' quiet
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
Like Will then.
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
always watching.
@ Biopanda - Today, 12:02 am
yea
@ sai - Today, 12:02 am
MR. TRANSCODES...B-side: I fought the rules and sai banned my ass
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
sai, thats amazing
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
If the US goes into conflict with Iran during the antichrist Obummer's presidency I will suicide bomb the embassy
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
MY GODZETTE SHIRT WAS SHIPPED. HJ LETS PARTY
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
HJ CAN I SNORT COKE FROM YOUR ABS
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
. . .
@ Haunted Jealousy - less than a minute ago
o___o
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I dreamt last night that someone wanted to kill me so I returned fire with a knife :(
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
wow
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I never stabbed though
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yeah :D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I mean the lady was as big as a whale and I can't just stab people
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I was killed in a dream today too
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DOCTOR THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I CAN'T STOP STABBING PEOPLE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Stabbed in fact. On a rooftop
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I don't remember what I dreamt but I do remember that SOMEONE FUCKIN' RANG THE DOORBELL AT 5 AM, AND I COULDN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP D:<
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It wasn't me fo sho, I was being chased down by Honey Boo Boo's mother (not sure if it was her but she looked a lot like it)
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
HONEY BOO BOO'S MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDD
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
D: i hate that 2
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
must've been terrifying indeed.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It was D:
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Fucking roommates making noise at ungodly hours
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'm not sure why I was scared since she wanted to stab me with a pencil and I was armed with a butcher knife
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"OHAI!"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
ugh
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"OHAI U 2!"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"WUTS YER DOIN?"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
"OHAI FUCK U 2!" ...would be the proper answer.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"NOT MUCH! U?"
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I would say that if I was a part of the discussion
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@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
When I read Wiki in English, and then compare it to the one in my native language, I feel like a homeless beggar being stripped and bared and then dying because of cold.
---
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
AIDS ALL THE WAY.
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
my bloody christmas tree!
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Been taken by 'em midgets
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
mucc's one of those bands i've just stopped following in its entirety
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
OOOOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH soccer moms!
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
another would be garoogamesh
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm not going to try the new album either.
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
and DUB...wait for it...STEP CHUGGING TIME
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
DUB CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG-CHUG-CHUG DUB
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DUBCHUGGING
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
chugstep
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
In 2015 dubchugging will be the new fad
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
*chugstep, yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CHUBCHUBCHUB
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
lead by the chugzette
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
or chugzetto
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
hey you leave fatneck out of this
---
@ greeeeen - 2 minutes ago
Is it only a superficial and transient feeling he feels because one random moment he happened to think, "hey, she looks alright" and from that point onward the thought planted itself and eventually manifested itself into a form of shallow infatuation? /massive grammatical errors/
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I honestly have no clue
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I'm definitely not an expert on stuff like this
@ greeeeen - 1 minute ago
ME TOO.
@ greeeeen - 1 minute ago
DUMB AND DUMBER MH VER.
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Senedjem - 3 minutes ago
:hhhggh
Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
:hhhgghi
Slsr - 3 minutes ago
hggggggghhhhhhhhhh
sai - 3 minutes ago
HHHHHHNNNNNGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Slsr - 2 minutes ago
there is actually game named hhhggh
greeeeen - 2 minutes ago
What is this, mass ejaculation?
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@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
in what kind of shop you work at?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
@style
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
mobile phone shop
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh, weird. would think that you'd have more customers
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
are there lot of mobile phone shops nearby?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
"buy me a cellphone and I show you my antenna"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
*runs out*
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@ Disposable - 7 minutes ago
BUY TWO COPIES AND GET VANISH
@ WhirlingBlack - 6 minutes ago
buy two copies and make kisaki vanish
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
to prison
@ Jigsaw9 - 6 minutes ago
8D
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
for tax evasion
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
HAR
---
@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
I'm sure now there's going on to be a ton of Lin memory boxes and all that stuff.
@ Jigsaw9 - 5 minutes ago
yeahhh porbably
@ Jigsaw9 - 5 minutes ago
* probably
@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
and then, of course, the reunion in 6 months
@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
and then again in 6 months, etc. on a schedule
@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
Well how else would he get money for coke
@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
The fangirls stopped paying for sex right after his second syphilis breakout
@ Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
lol
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@ sai - 3 minutes ago
Pixyfalse01 got angry at me
@ WhirlingBlack - 2 minutes ago
I thought it was illegal to get angry at mods
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I told him to stop getting butthurt
@ Jigsaw9 - 2 minutes ago
@ sai, he easily gets angry at anyone tho, lol
@ Disposable - 2 minutes ago
You never question the fuhrer wb
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@ sai - 11 minutes ago
Everyone say hi to Fin, I met her on last.fm and got her to join here ;)
@ allisapp - 11 minutes ago
... seriously?
@ allisapp - 11 minutes ago
hi Fin(n) o/
@ Fin Paulux - 11 minutes ago
Yepp, I got recruited shamelessly xD
@ fitear1590 - 11 minutes ago
hello fin
@ CAT5 - 10 minutes ago
Hi fin! :D
@ leafwork - 10 minutes ago
:lolita_love:
@ Fin Paulux - 9 minutes ago
Hey, I've seen you on the Kaya thread in Last.fm xD
@ leafwork - 9 minutes ago
MH primer: everyone's super gay except cat and zess
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@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i talk to customers naked
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@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai you could be miss B-T
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, What does the title Miss B-T entitle you to then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if I win that
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
Miss B-T should be the girl who follows the band everywhere they go
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
you know the one that introduce the band to the audience
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
the one that ends to be the wife of a member xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, lmao
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Whose wife? That might be a bit hard considering pretty much all of them already have one
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
WHO CARES sai, you're not jealous xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, yeah, point taken
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
@ sai, just don't give a fuck about their actual wives
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, I'd be one sexy bitch
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I lost my cellphone's antenna, can I use yours?"
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
sekushi*
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
utsukushii*
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai :o
@ sai - less than a minute ago
SEKUSHI PICK-UP LINES
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
"I'd use your antenna if you know what I mean"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
for every antennas issues, please call stylelover
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
@ sai, will smith has the best pickup linse
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
lines*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lmao
@ sai - less than a minute ago
stylelover, for all your antenna needs
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
i don't get it
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
now we understand why style vanished sometimes when he's at work, ANTENNAS ISSUES
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
XDDDD
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
are you suggesting his antenna got a connection
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
:3
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
wow
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
ok
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea that's what i'm saying
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
Sometimes my antenna has bruises on it and I dont know why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, fapfapfap
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
don't grip so hard
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
this chat is being really dumb now
@ sai - less than a minute ago
let me get myself charged
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
"hey little girl, you want a contract ? free antenna for each cellphone sold"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Oh yeah, battery nearly filled
---
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
a friend is telling e that she's pregnant, and telling me lots of thing about her pregnancy
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
are you the dad
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
stories of blood and other super interesting things xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea I'm gay, and I'm the dad
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
xD
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
oh gross
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
no she's just a friend x)
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
not talking to you again
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
Danao is a dad now??
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
haha why ?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
NO i'm not the dad
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lmao
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
(◕ᴥ◕し)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
wut
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I'm gay, and I don't think boys can be pregnant
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
gay ppl r nasty
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
DADDY DANNY! OMG THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Damnit Danao I told you to wear protection
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
pfffft
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
@ Senedjem, I heard they like it in the butt
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
how weird is that
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
thats gross theres poop in there
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I say what what, in the butt
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@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
sai the best thing u can do is wait
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
his relationship will likely not last too long
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
the best thing you can do is lure him into an abandoned warehouse break his legs and keep him as your pet until he dies from a severe infection
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
lool
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@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
but i don't get how it's funny
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
maybe because we were here when Danao said it first?
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
someone explain please
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
maybe cuz i'm an asexual but just wow
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh, yeah, definitely then
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Hello :3
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
oh wow don't remeber how we get to the antenna joke at first
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
Hi !
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Fin Paulux, hello
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Everybody stop talking about antennas or we'll scare away the new members
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
@ Yasupon, I asked style if his job is a good place to flirt with people
@ sai - less than a minute ago
or well, just explain the joke
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
but it's not like we need more fin(ns. :(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah and it was like "if you buy me a cellphone I can give you my antenna"
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
This newbie here has no idea whatsoever, so..discuss as you please xD
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
*fin(n) s
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*runs out*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
She's not finnish though
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Oh, but I'm not a Fin xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea that lead to the antenna joke, "if you buy me a contract for a cellphone, I give you my antenna"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and something about charging his antenna to full battery
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
too close
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Phin(e) is more like it
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
like whine?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
great, now we have more whining finns 8<
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
:D if you insist that much :D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
whining about the lack of antennas in my life
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I want style's antenna
@ sai - less than a minute ago
...
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai :o
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I guess that killed the chat
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh sai
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
8<
@ sai - less than a minute ago
YOU HAVE SEEN MY HIDDEN DESIRES
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OHNOES
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I'm speechless
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*sails away*
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
(style it's the time for you to appear
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I thought you were going to link the mannequin-molesting video
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
@ sai, no i want to forget that one
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol that video
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, the singing in that video made it hilarious
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I thought it was hilarious without sound but holy crap
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
no customer since one hour ago. speaking of unnecessary workers
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
:xxxx
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
my job has been busy lately
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
half an hour left
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
a bit too busy though
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
never it is so that there would be just right amount work
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sure
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
either too much or not enough work
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yep
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
Tell me about it.
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sometimes there are no customers for a few hours
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and then
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
everyone at once
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, you watched it at work? lol
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i did
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
well if there is no customers
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
seems usual stuff to watch utube tbh
@ sai - less than a minute ago
but yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
style to customer: wanna see a dude molest a mannequin?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
:DDD
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
style to customer: wanna see my antenna?
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
*runs*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you a dude molesting a mannequin
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
decide
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
how about adding antenna there
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you a dude molesting a mannequin with his antenna
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, seems like a good option
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Slsr, lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
:o
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i would be the top seller
@ sai - less than a minute ago
probably
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"seller of the year"
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
we could still top it
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i will buy a mannequin and then
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you how i molest a mannequin with my antenna
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
ok
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
thats over the top
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@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i think im getting old
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i unpacked a cd from the mail
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
when i got home
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
but its nowhere to be found now
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, lol awww
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, that's ok honey that happens to everyone
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
I stole it sorry
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, too many CDs
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
X D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
damnit Senedjem
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I like everobody aslong as they don't put picture of them naked, while fucking a plastic doll
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Maybe one day we'll see style on TV on one of those shows about people who can't throw anything away
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and you'd have style stuck in between CDs everywhere
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lolol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I CANT THROW AWAY RONOCRO I MUST
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
whispering constantly
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i need them rarez
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
my preeeciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and they would interview crying sai
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
my husband loves his cds more than me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GET YOUR HANDS OF MY RAREZ
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sad story
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
style you know that would make a perfect subject for a french tv show ?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, LMAO YES
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"he even sleeps with his CDs ;___;"
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"but never with me"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
my bf have sex with his CDs, but never with me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
his antenna charges only for his rarez
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
he looks like an old slut at the end of the night
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@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
why won't they find something else to copy
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
like something classy
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ masquerade-parade, would you rather see them molesting and dry-humping a mannequin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
But then again at least there's no close up of a butthole so that's ok
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
anytime
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
mannequins are HOT
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
and they have no buttholes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
http://i51.tinypic.com/mrekd5.gif lmao never forget [2] HAI BB HOW R U DOIN
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I bet that's how Dispo also seduces his ladies
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
No, I use roofies
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Speaking of Chilean lurkers
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
we don't have many anymore
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I had to fix another one today with a Transcode label until someone found a legit one
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i think MASS BLOG EXTERMINATION happened
@ sai - less than a minute ago
when the credits said: Demon Android I knew it couldn't be legit
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
now we just have mystery transcodes that pop up now and again
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i should make a new rule that says we can't post anything here that demon android has uploaded
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
Demon Android means its automatically unusable
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
other unacceptable answers include Demon Androids unnamed cousin
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
daisuke takarai takayuki masteroid something?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lololol WB
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Zess, yes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DEMON ANDROID NOT ALLOWED JAJAJA
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I think he just made some fake name out of his favorite vocalists names
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I should name myself
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Sai Asagi Atsushi Isshi Submarine UBERMOD
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
sai can that please make the best off section
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
of*
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
zessaishoku2135
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if you think that was funny yes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OriginalZesssaishoku5213ponmune6
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I meant my comment
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
being on sais best of wall is what keeps me alive
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@ stylelover - 2 minutes ago
@ sai, theres a function here that you can change words to something else right? you should change lycaon to something else
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, what do you mean with the changing words?
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
well there was some option in the mod/admin panel that if you write for example lycaon somewhere in the forum it will change to sug automatically
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hmm, not familiar with that function
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
there was a april fools joke with that if i remember right
@ sai - less than a minute ago
it could be they didn't re-install it yet
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
maybe 2 years ago?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
because of the crash
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
yeah I remember that one~
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
nah its from the forum software itself
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
its aclled..
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
well its normally for censorship
@ sai - less than a minute ago
oh I see
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
so that you cant write adultstuff or so
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I think it's originally used to censor swearing
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'll change everything into submarines
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or ASSaulter
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
lol i know that you submarine but i dont submarine because i did submarine and yea
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
DAMN IT SAI
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
If we are the only ones left we shall have to repopulate the earth
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
aw sai !
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
naughty girl
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Imagine little versions of me and style running around
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I shall perform an immaculate conception via rubbing rarez all over my bodeh
@ sai - less than a minute ago
they'll all love penguins
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
.....
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and BUCK-TICK
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and TRUST
@ Ryu - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
and the kids yelling verywhere "GIMME RAREZ GIMME RAREZ"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lololol yes
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
everywhere*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
KAMI SAMA KAMI SAMA
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
DAD I WANT RAREZ ! MOM I WANT RAREZ !
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and I shall say to them "take this, my flesh and blood... but don't transcode it"
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
WAIT
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
xD
@ Ryu - less than a minute ago
XDDDD
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
won't we get this whole creepy incestuous family then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, what did I tell you about YT rips?!!
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
just hope there are no trading card games in school
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
our children would be so over the top regarding that
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
if other kids have rare cards
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
VK trading cards
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
oh all hell will break loose
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ Cupcakes, incestuous inbred mutant family? great for a post-apocalyptic movie scenario if you ask me 8D
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I want trading card like the ones in harry potter
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
the ones with real people in it xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
imagine an Atsushi trading xcarrd
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
in which atushi blow you a kiss
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
and blink xD
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
atsushi?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
atsushi*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
he will just laugh all the time
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and he would be like "HAHAHAHAHAH NOW IM RAREZ MYSELF"
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
"I DONT NEED TO STEAL THEM ANYMORE"
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
my only explanation for letting these vocals be committed to CD is an abundant amount of weed in the studio when they recorded this, lol
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
"HEY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY VOICE ....OOOEOEOEOOOOOEEEEEE... huhhuhuhuhh"
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@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
for the first time. I wish I could kneecap my 15 year old self who went for the rarez instead of the classics
@ Disposable - 3 minutes ago
2 LISTENERS?!?!?!? WOW THIS MUST BE THE SHIT
@ Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
lol
@ CAT5 - 3 minutes ago
@ Disposable, LMAO
@ Disposable - 3 minutes ago
1 000 000 LISTENERS? AWW DAS GAY LOLZ
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
every time a foreign band goes onstage at a gig I'm like "HOLY SHIT THEY EXIST" 8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I was less excited than I thought though, perhaps that was a good thing
@ sai - less than a minute ago
rofl
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah same here: OMG ASAGI IS REAL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GUYS HE'S REAL AND THE VOICE IS AS WELL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and then all the rabid fangirls are like "IT MUST BE A HOLOGRAM. MUST MAKE SURE!" *proceed to grab crotch*
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@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
can people please stop calling DSS MOO
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
no
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
no [2]
@ nostalgia. - less than a minute ago
lmaoooo
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
wasn't it invented by that retard on last.fm
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
just like rinkaku will always be rincock
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
hello snerdy
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
why do people call it moo though
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
snerdy ! <3
@ sai - less than a minute ago
No [3]
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DSS = forever MOO
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
DSS is the first letter of each word, MOO is the last
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
duM spirO sperO
@ nostalgia. - less than a minute ago
rofl
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
clever sleazoid more like clever gay butts
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
you all suck.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, <3
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
is that a request for head
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
because I'm up for it
---
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I felt like a porn start the very last 2 times I engaged in SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
shizuchuuuaan r u here
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Dispo chaan
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
sai chaaaan
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
disupo senpai
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
GOMENEE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
JIGGUSAWU
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GOMENASAIIII ONEGAII DISPO-KUN
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I cannot call you jig, for it is derogatory
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I am speaking Japanese for retards with a cleverbot
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm so fucking wasted omg
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
kurebaabotto to baka no nihongo wo hanashimasu
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
desu.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or sumthin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Haha omg this cleverbot
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
IE IE ONII CHAN KIMOCHII
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It told me I am Japanese. I said: am I Atsushi? He replied with: no, but I am. Want to go to bed?
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
:'DDDDDDDD
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Stick yer cock into the discdrive
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Better than sex
---
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I don't think I've ever stolen any rarez
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I have
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
the great winmx rarez theft of 2010
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or maybe it was pre-2010
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I don't remember, but it was great
@ sai - less than a minute ago
you stole rarez?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
oh hell yeah I did
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
oh yeah, lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
by the bucketload
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
epic
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Oh, do tell
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
shit was so cash
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
good old accidental open share
@ sai - less than a minute ago
accidental open share...I've heard of that before
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
not open share, auto ratio
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Or some website where everyone became an admin or something
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
some Jap user had godrarez on winmx
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
which is a p2p program
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I was trading with him for un-godrarez and he went to sleep
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
so I turned the speed on my upload to like... 1 kbps
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and downloaded his stuff like crazy
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
since as long as I was uploading to him, it'd let me download whatever I want
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
perfect
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
that's the kind of trading I like
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
ones that favor me excessively
@ sai - less than a minute ago
loooool
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it was liek 8 hours of me sitting on the computer yelling NO VAL THIS IS IMPORTANT I CAN'T GO TO BED
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
evil : D but perfect
@ sai - less than a minute ago
STEAL ALL THE RAREZ
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
eventually he got back online in the morning and was like
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
"ano..."
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
:'D
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and I was like FUCK
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and logged off
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
why does everyone here always seem to ragequit
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Whenever a new member joins the chat the first question that's asked is: SO, did anyone ragequit last week or do we really have a new member here?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Because only unstable emotional midgets like VK
@ sai - less than a minute ago
KISAKI threads are best threads
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm still waiting for the huge reveal that Jigsaw is actually a serial killer and a child molester
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Those always turn out into enormous shit fests
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
But what would that make me?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Well you have your issues don't you?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw seems perfect. He is hiding something
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Our family seems to be plagued by anxiety issues. I'm sure this is what I have as well
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
But it is nothing I can't live with. I wish I had a life though, but I intend to get one
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Someday, as Johanna Tukiainen would put it
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
I'm sure u can do it if u want
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
Wouldn't b so sure of myself
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SOCIALLY RETARDED?
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
YYYYYYYY
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
if nothing works, there is always nippon
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
thank gawd for internet
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Where you can work in the circus as the "Fearsome Gaijin from beyond the sea"
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The locals would come and be amazed, granted they ever get spare time from working in the rice fields and eating sushi
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw are you by any chance a child molestor or serial killer
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, not that I know of yet, no. :'D
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I'll ask my other personalities, brb
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, Well Dispo and I deduced you are too mentally stable to be a mini-chat regular
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ sai - less than a minute ago
YOU'RE TOO PERFECT. There must be something like a serial killer secret we don't know about
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
must b [2]
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
dunno about mentally stable but I don't like to show much emotion or personal stuff towards people online anyway
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
*insert Exorcist quote from the demon here*
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, alright, you got me. actually, I am a 43-old female Hispanic midget living in Azerbaijan.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I KNEW IT
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and I keep on my shelf a gruesome aborted fetus in a jar, a skull, and a signed copy of an Elvis record. one of these is true btw.
---
Rez
also, have you ever listened to its "first version" ?
Rez
*first album version
Jigsaw9
@Rez dunno really. you talking about the one with that Arabic chant thingie in it? (that had to be banned / removed, lol)
Rez
@Jigsaw, yes
Rez
It was so unfitting imo
Jigsaw9
ah ok. dunno if I heard it before
Disposable
@sushi hates allah
Jigsaw9
lol
---
Disposable
I blame The Gazette being mentioned. The foul stench of that shitty fucking band makes everyone flee in horror
stylelover
has left the room
Disposable
SEE!!?!?!
Slsr
has left the room
Ryu
has left the room
Disposable
IT NEVER ENDS
OMG
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CAT5
I AM NOT AROUSED
Senedjem
lie
Jigsaw9
the cat is a lie
MaddAdam
If he is lying we can have him neutered to keep it from happening.
Jigsaw9
lol
CAT5
wow SO MEAN
Jigsaw9
Meanochrom Heaven
Senedjem
you hold him down I'll get the pocket knife
CAT5
u guys are tying to rape me
Tokage
YOU GUYS
Jigsaw9
LOL
CAT5
dammit, senedjem, I know you want me. BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT SHOULD HAPPEN
allisapp
omg, I totally lost it with because of the announcement
Senedjem
how else can I make it happen
Tokage
it is your new mission
Jigsaw9
no.
Senedjem
just close ur eyes and clench ur teeth
CAT5
take me out to dinner first. CAN A NIGGA GET WINED AND DINED IN DIS BITCH
---
Cupcakes
Dispo wants WB at his own place
Disposable
I want him chained on to MS Estonia's decaying wreckage at the bottom of the Baltic sea.
---
Yasupon
sai did the coolest people VIP award thing happen yet I want to nominate Tokage as the funniest member
sai
@Yasu, not yet
stylelover
i nominate yasu
for most awful mod
Biopanda
lol
sai
I felt demotivated for it
and some lurkers were saying how stupid it was
Tokage
wow but the lurkers are obviously the backbone of our community
stylelover
yea we had something lik that before
and many people voted for it
Tokage
how else will we get VK unwantedly spread out across brazil
stylelover
so go for it
Jigsaw9
across the vast brazilian plains
Jigsaw9
spread all dem transcodes
sai
They were like: BUT IT WILL BE A POPULARITY CONTESTS AND THOSE SUCK
Yeah obviously because nobody will nominate you for anything because nobody likes you
duh
Biopanda
loool
Disposable
Mod of the year: Chianti
Danao
mean !
Biopanda
(prohint: I'd win every category, even mod of the year)
stylelover
Mod of the year: Chianti [2]
Tokage
sick burn
Danao
bad joke dispo
Jigsaw9
I am a clear winner for the "Lame Puns & Random Cute Pictures" category
sai
http://i.imgur.com/wY7zZEv.gif I will post that under it anyway
Yasupon
Mod of the year: Chianti [3]
sai
Mean, but necessary
Tokage
I am a clear winner for the 'What the fuck even' category
Yasupon
Jk Mod of the year = Chianti and sai (TIE)
Danao
I should win an honor award for the antenna joke.
Jigsaw9
Tokage wins best Race Turtle
stylelover
danao wins nothing
Yasupon
Tokge wins funniest member
Danao
because nobody likes him
xD
sai
sai wins ....??????
stylelover
need to count the cash
Yasupon
Danao wins most active person on MH
Tokage
i am the fastest turtle yes
Danao
no you won't
stylelover
and stuff like that
Disposable
Dispo FINS
Danao
gimme cash
Disposable
HHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Jigsaw9
Yasupon wins "Monochrome Pon Chef"
Danao
let's buy rarez !
Yasupon
sai wins best mod OBVIOUSLY tbqh
stylelover
Danao wins most active person on MH [2]
Disposable
DID ANYONE SEE
WHAT I DID THAR
stylelover
sai wins best mod
best lady
sai
sai wins best non-cat owner while still loving cats award
stylelover
sai wins allt he awards
Biopanda
lol
good award
Tokage
http://youtu.be/MGpN5geUF6E is this an award
sai
best mod, best lady
BEST HIME
Yasupon
remember HIME
stylelover
sai tamed kami sama award
sai
Lol Tokage
Jigsaw9
I obviously win "Best Hungarian User" because, clearly, that gaijin-kei member has no chance
evenor
who would win "butch queen first time in drag" category/
Biopanda
sai-hime
Disposable
Best hungarian user
stylelover
sai you should state a rule
sai
Best trap award
leafwork
"best 14-year-old"
Biopanda
hmm
stylelover
that everyone who wins
Yasupon
@TOKGE LOL
Disposable
osharelacica guy
leafwork
molly vs HIME deathmatch
stylelover
needs to write a speech
Biopanda
I think pretsy was our "first in drag" here
Jigsaw9
@Dispo :'DDDDDDDD
Disposable
Best Hungarian band
that one
Biopanda
either pretsy or leaf
Jigsaw9
Kuroyuri
yeah XD
sai
lol pretsy
Biopanda
they're both newcomers
leafwork
:V
Biopanda
it'll be a showdown
Yasupon
I want to win best bake
Biopanda
lol
sai
It's nice to see everyone's so enthusiastic about it!
I will get working on it tonight
Biopanda
MH BAKEOFF
GO
sai
We have our categories pretty much decided
Tokage
phattest booty award
sai
from the last time we did this on TW
Yasupon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H55a9s6oec record breaker rite here
sai
best booty lover: CAT5
Jigsaw9
lol Yasu
Biopanda
yasu would totally win
I'm not much of a baker nowadays
Tokage
lol wow i can't believe it
Biopanda
my nickname used to be baker
back when I was baka_neko
baker_neko
Jigsaw9
lol
Yasupon
r u kidding tho
Disposable
The award for the worst circle jerk of 2013 goes to
Jigsaw9
bake ALL the cats!
8D
Disposable
THE CONVO WE ARE HAVING NOW
Jigsaw9
accurate XD
Disposable
CONGRATULATIONS U GUYS
Jigsaw9
we couldn't have done without... us
Yasupon
Dispo wins funniest person on MH who isn't tokage
Disposable
INDEED
Slsr
grats guyzzzz
Jigsaw9
/tears, dramatic music, release the penguins
Yasupon
leafwork wins most altruistic / moralistic / ethical
leafwork
leafwork
most moralistic isn't the same thing as most moral
Yasupon
leaf pls
evenor
most autistic member?
Jigsaw9
xD
Biopanda
duckrun.avi
Yasupon
that goes to..
evenor
best banned member?
leafwork
WB
Danao
DEmon android !
Jigsaw9
Demond Android!
* Demon
Tokage
worst banned member?
Jigsaw9
also
Demon Android
XD
Tokage
hahaha
Biopanda
best anthropomorphic user
Ryu
lol
Tokage
coolest member: revania
Biopanda
mollymouse vs biopanda?
coolest member: revania [2]
Jigsaw9
who is this Revania you speak of
Yasupon
most anthropomorphic member how do u even
Jigsaw9
my knowledge of MH folklore is hazy
Biopanda
Lady?
we both have animals in our name, yasu
and obviously I'm a panda
Yasupon
oh
Biopanda
so it goes to say that Molly is a mouse
Jigsaw9
but anthropomorphic means human-like...? xD
Tokage
well pandas are better than mice
Yasupon
good point
Biopanda
this is tru
Tokage
because pandas don't live in my attic area
i think
Jigsaw9
lol
Biopanda
maybe
Jigsaw9
OR DO THEY.
(◔_◔)
Yasupon
well valicious is clearly a dog
Biopanda
they do.
stealin ur wifi bro
Tokage
well that would explain why my internet was dickin about recently
Yasupon
who wins sexiest member award
Biopanda
wb saisai
@yasu: sai, of course
cus she got that #swag
sai
"most autistic: WB" I lol'd irl
Tokage
member with largest genitals' award
Yasupon
How is WB the least bit autistic though
Tokage
www.itisamystery.com
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Danao
ah Zess I need your thoughts about someting
Zess
shoot
Danao
what do you think of that
http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-audio/razer-electra
I know razer make good headphone for gaming and they have 3 "normal" headphones
Jigsaw9
(read "rarez" instead of "razer" first, lol)
sai
So did I
lol
Zess
i find gaming headphones to have a premium on top of them because of the word "gaming" in it
i would google some reviews and do some more reading before i think about buying them
but that just goes for any pair of headphones you think of buying
Danao
yea I'll do that for sure
Biopanda
rarezheadphones would be the best headphones
Slsr
I have rarezheadphones
Jigsaw9
they would have an option to turn on a sound of crackling static
so you would feel like listening to demotapes
all the time
Zess
it would come with a custom water tank as well
to give you that authentic "submerged" feeling
Jigsaw9
sounds like a trap out of a Saw movie, lol
Zess
LET'S PLAY A GAME
Jigsaw9
xD
Zess
FOR TOO LONG YOU HAVE REVERED AUDIO PERFECTION IN MUSIC AT THE EXPENSE OF ARTISTIC CREATION
NOW YOU WILL SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR WHAT YOU REALLY THINK YOU HEAR
THERE IS A DEMO TAPE, A HEADSET, A WATER TANK AND A STATIC BUTTON
Jigsaw9
8D
Zess
YOU MUST IDENTIFY THE SONG WILE AVOIDING THRONGS OF HORNY FANGIRLS
IDENTIFY CORRECTLY AND YOU WALK FREE
IDENTIFY WRONG AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PON PON UNTIL YOU DIE
---
sai
I wish Dispo would do that for me
though his harddrive would probably be a mix of Godzette, ViViD and BMTH
Disposable
Do wat
Yeah pretty much lololol
And nudes
Slsr
well dispo, soon porn is banned here so no more nudes
sai
yup
no more porn
Disposable
DDD;
I need to make a dvd of my sextape
And hide it
Slsr
ty EU
sai
send it 2 me pls
CAT5
**would def. watch a dispo sextape**
Disposable
Tha name of the flick is
CAT5
GOTTA LEARN DEM ARYAN SEX MOVES
Disposable
"2 Big Macs pls"
sai
lmao
do you still have that pic
i couldn't save it last time
Disposable
I'll post it to show yerself when I get home
Be sure to give lots of compliments to improve my selfesteem
My eyes would probably make a rad avatar
CAT5
Dispo
apparently
ur the hottest male on MH
CAT5
I'm not making this up. I HAVE MY SOURCES
Disposable
That's like being the best dancer at a concentration camp
CAT5
lmao
grahgkd>Shgdjg.hgehhj4
I quit, ahahaha
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CAT5
NESS NEW ALBUM
I SAW ZESS POST THAT
SO READ " ZESS NEW ALBUM"
Zess
ZESS NEW ALBUM ZESS2 RELEASE ZOON
CAT5
XD
Zess
TRACKLIST: 1)YOU SUCK 2) SHUT UP 3) V-ROCK IS DEAD (NEGA cover) 4) SUPERIORITY COMPLEX 5) RED NAME OF DOOM 6) BANHAMM3R 7)SAISHOKU
CAT5
LMAO
---
sai
you can never have too much mayonnaise
Biopanda
never too much.
unless it's american mayo
which is pretty bland
:<
MollyMouse
I like mayo
allisapp
I love mayonnaise and garlic
Senedjem
If you could fit an entire wildebeast on a grill I'd eat it between two burger buns
Valicious
japanese mayo is delish
WhirlingBlack
I start feeling sick easily from mayonnaise
Biopanda
I realized that
WhirlingBlack
I think it was in Japan I ate some bad Mayonnaise, wasn't it panda?
Senedjem
Mayonnaise is gross
Biopanda
Japanese mayo almost killed WB
WhirlingBlack
since then it just hasn't been the same
MollyMouse
Oh my D:
Senedjem
was it that kewpie mayo
with the scary ass baby on the bottle
that thing has satan in its eyes
Biopanda
it was whatever generic mayo they include in conbini meals
I buy kewpie mayo
WhirlingBlack
never again conbini mayo
Biopanda
because of the scary baby
Valicious
speaking of satan...
Senedjem
I see it every time I pass the asian food section at the supermarket
I have to look away and do that catholic hand cross thing just to feel safe
---
Biopanda
I'm tellin ya guys
we need to create a secret community
Slsr
X D
Biopanda
j-salad 2.0
Jigsaw9
lol
sai
and ban Jigsaw for sharing stuff out of here
lol
Biopanda
where we can post stuff without worrying about Chileans
sai
Rules to joining Monochrome-Salad: You must either live on the continent of North-America, Europe, Africa, Asia or Australia
South Americans are not allowed
Jigsaw9
lacist
ROSE OF SORROW
lool
susel
lol let me join
Tokage
the continent of north america is my favorite
CAT5
Rules to joining J-salad. U MUST SWALLOW
Slsr
k,bye
Biopanda
XD
WhirlingBlack
most closed communities has a rule that people need to share something not commonly avaliable online
Tokage
rules to joining CAT-salad: uh
Biopanda
cat-salad: must swallow.
CAT5
@Tokage - that "uh", turns into an "uh, uh, uh, mmmm, just like that daddy"
sai
...
I find it disturbing
when girls call their bf daddy. Lol, I knew someone who did that once
and I was like "are you shitting me"
susel
^ ewww
CAT5
they don't mean it like that, sai!
Jigsaw9
yeahhhh it's super-weird imo
CAT5
It must be an american thing
Tokage
i want my gf to call me 'great leader'
susel
but it sounds like that ._.
sai
Let's just summarize my opinion on it with this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nsp4Onl11rvr0e4o1_400.gif
Jigsaw9
XD
sai
I want my bf to call me "great almighty one"
stylelover
so when will monochrome-salad happen`?
Tokage
'daddy' is still less terrible than 'big poppa'
CAT5
but you're inside a girl and she's like "ooooh daddy", are you gonna pull out and instruct her on more politically correct sexual terms to use?
Tokage
yes obviously
Jigsaw9
lol
sai
"Do not use that language young lady"
Tokage
'DON'T MAKE ME SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT DICKINGS'
Jigsaw9
"Or I shall spank you with my cane"
WhirlingBlack
sounds like something a pedophile would enjoy
CAT5
lmao
WB, you need a black woman
WhirlingBlack
No
Jigsaw9
a whirling black woman?
Tokage
i can imagine this
CAT5
THEY DON'T MEAN DADDY AS IN FATHER
Tokage
daddy the heaven
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sai
Lol
I wonder why guys think that big dicks attract girls
CAT5
BIGGER = BETTER in everything
Ryu
yeah but a to small dick.. then no girl needs you XD
sai
Yeah but
CAT5
having a dick that is TOO big is not a good thing either
sai
I mean. If you really like a guy and he's your bf
and you're finally going to sleep together
and he pulls down his boxers
Ryu
then I would love the person but would not have sex often
sai
and the first thing you'll say is
damn you've got a small dick
Ryu
same goes for a to big dick
sai
I mean I'm sure the guy's nervous too, especially when it's the girl's first time
CAT5
one of my friends told me that one of his friends (a girl) broke up with a guy because his dick was too big and sex was painful
Ryu
@Sai yeah.. you totally say such thing.. or you cannot stop laughing.. XD
sai
@Ryu, that'd be so incredibly terrible omg
@CAT well if sex is painful then you shouldn't
Ryu
@Sai it is... but yeah.. a 5cm DICK is really way to small XD
stylelover
and a gf of mine did that too
breaking up i mean
(not with me)
sai
i have no idea what a normal size dick is
CAT5
there is no normal, really
Aion
no cock's alike =)
CAT5
WHAT IS THIS
DICKCHAT
Aion
xD
Jigsaw9
._.
Ryu
@sai 10-20cm is normal
Aion
I was talking about my neighbour... Dick Cock
Ryu
And then the thickness also has a role.
CAT5
**pulls dick out**
Biopanda
.....
what the heck did I just come back to
stylelover
wow
Jigsaw9
.....
stylelover
just stay panda
CAT5
DICKCHAT
Ryu
@CAT.. but only matters in erection size. XD
Jigsaw9
@Panda be careful, you might step on a dick
slippery when wet, etc
---
sai
lol wtf
the broadcast is lagging
Jigsaw9
Atsushi's diq is causing interference
WARNING: THIS THING IS FUCKING LONG AND I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE OR FLYING SUBMARINES YOU MAY ENCOUNTER WHILE READING THIS. I CHECKED IT WITH WORD, 67 PAGES ASSHOLES.
@ Maiku - Tue Ju 10, 2012 1:00 pm
Hi Zess. Did you wake up singing "I'M PROWD 2 B UH UHMERIKEN. WURR ATLEAS I KNO IM FREEE?"
@ Zesshoku - Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:00 pm
no i woke up singing "FUCK THIS GAY ASS EARTH AND MY MALFUNCTIONING COMPUTER"
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@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:56 pm
also, i finally FINALLY found a media player I like
@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:57 pm
you'll laugh at the name of it too
@ Disposable - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:58 pm
Itunes
@ Zesshoku - Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:59 pm
i said media player not ramwhore
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@ Disposable - Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:24 pm
I once threw a clay statue that I made up in the air and it hit some kid ( accident! ). So much blood
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@ Zesshoku - Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:19 pm
FOR ANYONE READING THE SHOUTBOX RIGHT NOW LET THIS BE A WARNING: YOU LEAK MH EXCLUSIVE FILES AND I CATCH YOU AND I PERMABAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE
@ Zesshoku - Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:19 pm
tyvm
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@ Zesshoku - Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:41 pm
YASMINE JOU DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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@ Yuuze - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:06 pm
MIKU ON THE BEACH: HARD GANGBANG TWENTY-FOUR HOURS
@ sai - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
If I'll give you a list of "sensual" vocalists, I think you'll know what I mean. Seconding the gangbang
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
@ sai, my first thought was Atsushi
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
(re: sensual voices, not the gangbang)
@ leafwork - Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:07 pm
(though if he wants in, I'm okay with that)
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@ Biopanda - Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:42 pm
if you applied voltage to a bandman what would the "desired mode of operation" be? and would it be sexy?
@ leafwork - Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:43 pm
vibration
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
One time I turned the water on in my bath and forgot I had the water on. I came back an hour later. You can guess what happened.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
:D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol Yasu
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Most insanely massive flood ever. It was incredible.
---
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, btw did you know Atsushi had a brief solo career in 2004? :) he released a handful of singles, an album and a live DVD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, He did? Was it good? (I feel like I'm asking a really obvious question here)
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, of course, haha. it was actually others writing the music, and he wrote lyrics and sang. but it was mostly pretty good. very different from B-T, more straightforward stuff.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, I'll give it a spin somewhere this week then.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTC1F6DgO3U he kept his lyrical topics too. xD (can't get any more obvious than "I'm a sub-marine in your ass tonight" lol)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
....
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
...
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
ass submarine.
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I wonder if Atsushi actually tried it on someone
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
Anal Sub-Marine 2
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Sub-Marines in Space: From Earth to Ur Anus
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
anal space marines?
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
a warhammer 40000-themed porn
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
The Fianal Frontier
@ Yuuze - less than a minute ago
Anal acrobatics
---
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
OH MY GOD SAI WHAT THE HELL
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I MEAN IT
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
as one of like 10 straight people on MH you know this is not a lie
---
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PEOPLE IN MY ROOM
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I DON'T KNOW
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
it was like a train of middle aged men just walked out of my room
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i don't fucking know any of them what the shit
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
LIL WAYNE ON A SEGWAY. BEEP BEEP @WALMART
---
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
TOUR TIME PARADOX OF RETALIATION -AGE QUOD ANALSUBMARINUS- 2013
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
makes even more sense now :)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
"TOUR TIME PARADOX OF RETALIATION -AGE QUOD ANALSUBMARINUS- 2013" Wow, someone needs to suggest that
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
it would be DEG dressed up in VK stuff, playing sludgemetal covers of Atsushi solo songs
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
with 3 breakdowns/song
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@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
Bahahaha. I lived in a hotel for a summer in Texas cause my dad got a job there and the mexican maids beat me with a broom cause I made fun of their english and the manager saw them hit me with the brooms and fired them on the spot and walked them and me to my parents and told them what happened and my mom punched one of the maids in the face.
---
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Btw is it okay to call you Jigsaw because every time I do I feel like I'm adressing a serial killer
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, yeah that's what I'm doing in a few mins actually xD
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
killing lots of people?
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@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
One time a dog ripped my pants off and tore them up and I ran away in my underwear.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
@ Maiku, bwahaha
@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
Then my dad shot the dog.
@ Maiku - less than a minute ago
My leg has some cool scars from it. 8D
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@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:55 pm
ahaha
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
h o l y s h i t
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
CALMANDO QUAL LINK PLIS
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
you're back <3
@ Biopanda - Yesterday, 11:56 pm
we missed you
---
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I just took a fuckload of supplements
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my body is gonna explode with MAD POWER
---
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you just need to get a panda, sai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
You know we used to grow bamboo in our garden
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that's a good way to attract pandas
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
because pandas are awesome, that's why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and when my dad cut it down when he redecorated the garden I got angry at him (fake angry and sad)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Because we couldn't have a panda anymore
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I even said that: NOW WE CAN'T HAVE PANDAS ANYMORE
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
:(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that's a shame
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I know right :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
go plant more
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or grow some potted bamboo in your room
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'm going to find a spot to grow some more bamboo
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
bring the pandas straight to the source
---
@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
I dunwanna go to class
@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
I just want to sit around all day in my pajamas and eat cereal and watch cartoons
---
@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
i wonder what his parents think of him now
@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
lel
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
harakiri
@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
SON WATASHI WA DISAPPOINTED
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I hope that last UC event will be sponsored by Google
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I bet Kisaki will storm the Avex office and go out like Yukio Mishima
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, too soon :(
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
He will plea the peasants in the street to send him moneez
---
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I'm trying to get out of the habit of dwelling on negatives
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, it is a good habit to get out of
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I've become intrinsicly negative over the past 10 years, and it's not a good way to be
@ sai - less than a minute ago
:(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, I know the problem
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
U NEED SUM BOMB ASS PUSSY
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
har har
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
those are sai's words btw lol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
yeah i know that's why i said it
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
i know you know and that why you said it ;P
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hahaha
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
:D
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, sai is too much for me. she needs an atsushi
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
he's prolly the only one in the world that could handle DAT BOMB-ASS....etc
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I CAN HANDLE THAT TOO
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
she's like a spicy jalapeno READY TO EXPLODE VROOOOOOOOOOOM
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Most of them are married as well, haha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Only Yutaka (bass) and Toll (drums) are not married. They're also brothers
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
IF I HAVE NO CHANCE TO MARRY THEM I CANT LISTEN THEM. SRY
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
THEY CAN ALWAYS DIVORCE U KNO?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
^ VK fangirl logic
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
gotta love fangurl logic
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
MAY HIM ASK ME SOME MONEY FOR DIVORCE?!
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Imai got married in 2008, Hidehiko I'm not sure but I am sure he is married and Atsushi got married in 2004 for the second time
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol, it's even second time
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
point proved
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
i can be the 3rd one
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
mayb
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
WHUT
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
i herd ur divorced
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
Ricchubunny<3BUCK-TICK4everATSUHIoppA
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@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
ATSU MY BIAS
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
lololo I remember when somebody seriously said "Gazette oppa's" on The Gazette sb.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
for real
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
OTL
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
GazettE oppa IASRUYSAGTTHSAJTKSAT
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
GazettE and An Cafe are my bias ^^^^^^^^
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
Uruha oppa, saranghaeeee.
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
sarangay
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
saranghaeeee[2] ling long ting ting ping pong
@ ricchubunny - less than a minute ago
MIKU JAYOERIRJONG SARANGAY ZUTTO
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
JAYOERIRJONG.... What is this.....
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SHINU GA II
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@ sai - 4 minutes ago
I have no idea what this class is about
@ Biopanda - 1 minute ago
it's about Atsushi
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
why don't you stand up and tell your class all about him
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
they'll give you an A+
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Where should I start my Atsushi speech?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well you need to start with a thesis statement
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I recommend "Atsushi is the sexiest piece of manmeat and here's why."
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@ D.L.S - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, little boys love naked ladies and gore
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
lol no XD
@ D.L.S - less than a minute ago
they kill small animals for fun come on
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
itss true
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
D:< you two better have not killed little animals
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, I didn't
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I tried saving them when other people tried to kill them
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
good lol
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
thank fully ive never been in a situation like that
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
...I accidentlly killed my pet hamster though
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
when i was little i didnt think it would get hurt if I tossed it in the air like you do babys...and it hit the table instead of my hands
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ MollyMouse, :(
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
that memory is forever burned in my unforgiving mind
@ MollyMouse - less than a minute ago
R.I.P chuckles
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@ Disposable - 16 minutes ago
Since my new roommate arrived I've only been listening to Japanese music from the speakers. Weeaboo level 666
@ Disposable - 15 minutes ago
Too bad I only bought one bottle of Asahi. I still have two other beers left ( both English )
@ Disposable - 15 minutes ago
CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG PING PING
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@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
Disposable do you ever go in TT? Your last.fm library makes it seem like it would be interesting
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
95% sure he's never been on
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
99.9%
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
No. I would probably kill myself if I would have to be subjected to the trash you guys listen to
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
What are you listening to
@ sai - less than a minute ago
BUCK-TICK's new album
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Didn't you order it?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I did
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The 230e limited edition with a desk
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, I ordered the super limited to get my own B-T desk
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Atsushi blow-up doll
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@ sai - 1 minute ago
Should I turn off the B-T DVD before my mother gets home?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I might get weird looks, though last time I was watching one she kept looking at Atsushi with quite some interest
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
do it, sai
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Probably should Sai. We both know Atsushi's effects on females. Don't want your mom running off to marry him.
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
I honestly have no idea what do even do in episode 3
@ sai - less than a minute ago
What are the first things that come to mind when you think of me? Use that if you're stuck with what to do
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
atsushi
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
lawyer
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
atsushi
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
helpful
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
and atsushi
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@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my arms hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my breasts hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
my legs hurt :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
hug me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*hugs panda*
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
my breasts hurt too. Hug me.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
*hugs*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
no touching of the boobs though
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
:(
@ volke - less than a minute ago
.-.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
wha
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well that's no fun :(
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you could always massage them, sai
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
if you'd like...
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
*blush*
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i could always massage them
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
XD
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
you can massage my breasts too, zess
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
ok
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
with those strong, manly hands of yours
@ volke - less than a minute ago
i like whore trains ._:
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
whore trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
that slutty train
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it was just asking for it, wearing a short skirt like that
@ sai - less than a minute ago
the slutty rarez train
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
showing off it's soft, round caboose
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i know i'm up early but wat
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it's a train joke, you see :v
@ volke - less than a minute ago
hell yeah
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
so what is your obsession with trains, volke?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
do you watch train porn as well?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I LIKE TRAINS
@ volke - less than a minute ago
i like trains 'cause...i like trains...
@ volke - less than a minute ago
and fuck corpses
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
corpse fucking trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or corpse-fucking trains
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
the distinction is very important
@ volke - less than a minute ago
or fuck dead trains *_*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
this isn't going anywhere
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
yea bro
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I totally get you
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I also jerked off wildly to the train graveyard scene in Final Fantasy 7
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Biopanda, ....
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
oh come on, sai
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
like you didn't?
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Valicious, I wonder how that Atsushi wedding scenario will turn out
@ sai - less than a minute ago
knowing electra it'll be fabulous
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
@ sai, mayhem and destruction
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
IT WILL BE THE ZESS THAT INTERRUPTS THE WEDDING
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I WILL COME TO STEAL THE SAI
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
SURPRISE VILLAIN NO ONE SAW COMING
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
INTER RAPTOR will be playing in the background
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
BUT ITO WILL THEN COME TO STEAL ZESS!!! EPIC PLOT TWIST!
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
OH NOEZ
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Only to be interrupted by tree-panda, who kidnaps Yasu (again)
@ Valicious - less than a minute ago
the wedding gets interrupted by hordes of fangirls trying to stop you from stealing their Atsushi away
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
CAT5 appears looking for big-booty bride's maids
@ sai - less than a minute ago
That's going to be the most adventurous wedding ever :'D
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
BIG BOOTY BIDDIES
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
only to be disappointed, so he helps himself to the reception food
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
junna is my wife
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Junna is my waifu you better back the fuck off
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
HES MY WIFE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
YASU U WANNA FIGHT ABOOT IT
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
k
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*slap*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*fighting commences*
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
*fighting commences* [2]
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*dispo wins, asks junna's hand in marriage*
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
x.x
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
*junna declines, dispo kills himself*
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yasu commits suicide ten days later due to loneliness, this forum dies after we are gone, Panda changes his gender, electra overdoses on coke, slsr becomes the president of Guyana
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Suzaku becomes major and their vocalist dies of syphilis from Kisaki
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw's band becomes big, but later disbands due to musical differences, Trombe still has no life, Zess follows yasu in suicide
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Ryu finally gets a link to the Calmando Qual album
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Nobody still cares about Danao
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Sai starts a bicycle repair business and lives with ten cats
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
jrocklover goes to prison for thought crimes and gets molested by the guards after finally coming out of the closet
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CAT finally finds a big-booty hoe
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
And Ito never actually gets a job?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
CAT finally realizes that indie rock is terrible and slits his wrists
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Ito finally stops listening to Jrock and becomes an adult , only to get hepatitis from the Girugamesh drummer the day after
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
What, does he stab me with a rusty spoon?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Spits in your eye
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
tw_is_fucking_shit becomes an admin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Champ finally defeats Dai
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Spike's forum SeoulMuzik becomes bigger than google
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
Jake gets back in to Jrock 30 years later and no one cares?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The new X Japan album will get released in 2047
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Only to have four new songs
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
But the reincarnated Hide makes up for it.
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
All the members are now holographs
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
During the recordings of the second album with zombie Hide, he dies again after trying to choke himself with a belt while masturbating
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yohio joins the reformed Malice Mizer
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
AVK48 becomes everyone's favorite new VK band
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Golden Bomber becomes the new Beatles
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I will name my female child Linda
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
After the prophecy of the godzette
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
My male child will be named DISORDERNILSTACKEDRUBBISHDIMTOXICDIVISION
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
lol.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
/dead
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
sounds good
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Just name ur son Ruki
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
DEATH
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yasu is right
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
If you get 4 sons name them Ruki, Kai, Reita, and Uruha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Don't include Aoi
@ sai - less than a minute ago
He's scary
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Ignore Aoi though for obvious reasons
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
haha gazette junior.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I wouldn't include Reita either
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
My second child would be named after my favorite user here: tw_is_fucking_shit
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
the bitches hate it when I touch even if they don't want to too
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
that's why I have a shovel and a plastic bag with me at all times
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@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
How did Sai know who Relentless was? ;__;
@ sai - less than a minute ago
WhirlingBlack told me
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Who is that.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yet it didn't come as a surprise tbh
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
sai*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
A guy from Sweden who frequents the mini-chat
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
WhirlingBlack is my brutha from anutha mutha
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
WB is mono2
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
LOL.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Relentless is Junna and Champ213 is Cat5
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
Wait but I thought that Cat5 was Zess.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Zess is TW is fucking shit
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Mono2 is TW is fucking shit
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
I am Zess
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Nightwish666999666 is me
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
I'm Dai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Sumostig --> Mono2 --> tw is fucking shit --> OldCheesey
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SACRIFICE UNTO NIGHTWISH! YOG-SOTHOTH! YOG-SOTHOTH! YOG-SOTHOTH!
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
trying to be chatting and paying attention in class
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
professor makes absolutely no sense though
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
also, yesterday one of my friends gave me his family laptop to fix
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
oh my god it is in awful condition
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
porn galore?
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i found no less than 4 trojans on this computer
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
absolutely no antivirus or antimalware
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
My mom had 5 taskbars on internet explorer once
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
there's mcafee but only the "internet security" portion
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I deleted them + convinced her to switch either to Chrome or Firefox, lol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
and i shit you not, 17 toolbars
@ sai - less than a minute ago
How did he still have a screen?!
@ Aion - less than a minute ago
WTF
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
HOW DO YOU INTERNET WITH 17 TOOLBARS
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@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
But you do understand amount of resources of nature used to raise a cow for you to eat is completely laughable pandabro
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
also I'm complete hypocrite since eating meat like there is no tomorrow :lol:
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
like one people choise would change anything, *yawn*
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
Bits by bits.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I think we have slightly higher concerns on a global level than 'too many naughty cows"
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
well, yes... we can change it once person at a time
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
everyone can go low-carb and eat all the cows
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
XD
@ greenstrings - less than a minute ago
YEAH.
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
like pacman running through a farm
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
nomnomnom moo
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@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
Just the fact that you called me Yasupon makes up for this hurricane's br00tality
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
thanks sai
@ Yasuhiro - less than a minute ago
If I die I could die happy
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Y45UP0N
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yasupon <3
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
whats a yasupon
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
@ Yasuhiro, I call you yasupon all the time :(
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
a yasu coupon
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ jrocklover7, lol
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
what does a yasu coupon entitle you to
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
viagra
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Yasu is a Yasupon
@ sai - less than a minute ago
A Yasu coupon gives you one free indie rarez
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
lol
@ sai - less than a minute ago
from WB
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
wait what? from me?
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
plot twist! lol
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
haha
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
plot twist Jig :digg:
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OH NOES
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
no deal. I like my rarez where they are. A glorious pile inside a huge safe inside a larger safe.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
What would a sai coupon do?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, safeception
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
something involving atsushi
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
something involving atsushi [2]
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
homemade atsushi sculpture
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ jrocklover7 - less than a minute ago
atsushi biscuit
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or a brick.....signed by Brick :o
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@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, Disposable vs. Blumbe vs. WhirlingBlack vs. Sumostig
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Disposable vs HJ
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CAT5 vs Ito vs Sai vs Zess
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
HJ will creep over you.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
green vs electra vs Danao vs tw_is_fucking_shit
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, I don't wanna fight ;__;
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
CAT5 vs Ito vs Sai vs Zess, I can't decide.
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, is that the only song you liked on the mix?
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ greeeeen, u should root 4 ur husbando ;__;
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, Why are you "@" yourself xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
You're blue again, don't be distracted
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, mistake...that @ was meant for u
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
But sai is my sister and Zess is my brother and Ito is our cousin. ;______;
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, yes ma'am!
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yeah cat! You dumb asshole
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Disposable, sorry, sir ;___;
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
ARI-GAA-TOU
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
AH LEEEEEEEEE GA TO, HONTO AH LEEEEEEEEEEE GA TO
@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
DOO-ITAA-SHI-MAAA-SHI-TEEEEE
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
uuhhhhh http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/impregnant.jpg
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
wuuut
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Found this in Show Yourself
@ sai - less than a minute ago
"^ add me on skype 4 c2c: DesrpuratendHornisexxx69" OMG
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
:lolita_rofl:
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, jig is that ur secret account
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, uh-oh, I've been found out :(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, i always knew you were secretly operating a skype sex line
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if you're a guy and listen to B-T there are no other options
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, but of course. my other account in Mansushi×69×
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but indie-vk lovers can reach me at DragonFappppperLover69
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@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, 5000 CATPOINTS. WHAT WILL U DO WITH THEM
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, QUESTION IS WHAT CAN I DO WITH THEM
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, SEX
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
lol
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, I'm joking. But you can by a fortress
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
and an island with sharks that have lasers
@ sai - less than a minute ago
tough choice
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
or you can buy an atsushi facotyr
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
factory*
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
but those atsushi's only last a day
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
DO YOU WANT A MILLION ATSUSHIS FOR ONE DAY ONLY
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'd rather have 1 Atsushi for a million days 8D
@ CAT5 - 4 minutes ago
@ sai, no atsushi factory then?
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, or......you could buy a Gundam that looks like Hisashi Imai
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ CAT5, nah
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
you can do a lot of things with a gundam
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
like destroy cities
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
you can get mad crazy women with a gundam
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
and by that i mean you're going to have a woman in another gundam trying to kill you
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
bitch, hop in dis gundam
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
gundam style
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
HOP IN THIS GUNDAM WIJF
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I think I'll take the factory instead
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, ok, but when ur atsushi's expire, they turn into a pile of plastic. plus, factory-made atsushi's on know one phrase, "my love is like a submarine"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Perhaps I should take the Gundam then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
To get the real version
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Or to control China so they can make a better factory
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
not as long as china still uses ie6
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@ sai - 2 minutes ago
ANIMATRONICS
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
trannymatonics
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Kisaki robots
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
sponsored by Google
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Totally, lol
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
he could be programmed to make dinner and stuff
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but it would be like, he can only make dinner if he makes 3 different types
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
then you must choose, like, "2 sandwiches + drink" or "3 sandwiches but no drink" or "a sandwich, a drink and a napkin"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
but you must hurry because they're all limited editions
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hahaha
@ sai - less than a minute ago
VK robots, seems like a good market
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
totally 8D
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
Kiwamubot will lead the robot revolution against the "lazy shit humans"
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@ Tokage - less than a minute ago
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MANY BREADS YOU'VE EATEN IN YOUR LIFE????
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
@ Tokage, how many shits have u taken in ur life
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Tokage, UUUHHHH
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
ive eating 4 breads
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
one of them had little oats on the top
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
that was my favourite
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
I liked that bread
@ MaddAdam - less than a minute ago
I like breads with little oats on top.
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
i wish it didnt have to leave
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@ WhirlingBlack - 1 minute ago
Obama gifs make my skin burn, take it away.
@ leafwork - 1 minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, that's just the racism burning away
---
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
Demon Android is funny
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
I'lll name a song after him
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
Mr.TRANSCODES
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:01 am
I think banning him was the best decision the mod team has ever made, to be honest.
@ Biopanda - Today, 12:02 am
I'm sure he's still here, but he's keepin' quiet
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
Like Will then.
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
always watching.
@ Biopanda - Today, 12:02 am
yea
@ sai - Today, 12:02 am
MR. TRANSCODES...B-side: I fought the rules and sai banned my ass
@ WhirlingBlack - Today, 12:02 am
sai, thats amazing
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
If the US goes into conflict with Iran during the antichrist Obummer's presidency I will suicide bomb the embassy
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
MY GODZETTE SHIRT WAS SHIPPED. HJ LETS PARTY
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
HJ CAN I SNORT COKE FROM YOUR ABS
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
. . .
@ Haunted Jealousy - less than a minute ago
o___o
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I dreamt last night that someone wanted to kill me so I returned fire with a knife :(
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
wow
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I never stabbed though
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Yeah :D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I mean the lady was as big as a whale and I can't just stab people
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I was killed in a dream today too
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DOCTOR THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I CAN'T STOP STABBING PEOPLE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Stabbed in fact. On a rooftop
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I don't remember what I dreamt but I do remember that SOMEONE FUCKIN' RANG THE DOORBELL AT 5 AM, AND I COULDN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP D:<
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It wasn't me fo sho, I was being chased down by Honey Boo Boo's mother (not sure if it was her but she looked a lot like it)
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
HONEY BOO BOO'S MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDD
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
D: i hate that 2
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
must've been terrifying indeed.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It was D:
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Fucking roommates making noise at ungodly hours
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'm not sure why I was scared since she wanted to stab me with a pencil and I was armed with a butcher knife
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"OHAI!"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
ugh
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"OHAI U 2!"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"WUTS YER DOIN?"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
"OHAI FUCK U 2!" ...would be the proper answer.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
"NOT MUCH! U?"
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I would say that if I was a part of the discussion
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@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
When I read Wiki in English, and then compare it to the one in my native language, I feel like a homeless beggar being stripped and bared and then dying because of cold.
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@ greeeeen - less than a minute ago
AIDS ALL THE WAY.
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@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
my bloody christmas tree!
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Been taken by 'em midgets
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@ Zess - less than a minute ago
mucc's one of those bands i've just stopped following in its entirety
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
OOOOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH soccer moms!
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
another would be garoogamesh
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm not going to try the new album either.
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
and DUB...wait for it...STEP CHUGGING TIME
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
DUB CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG-CHUG-CHUG DUB
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DUBCHUGGING
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
chugstep
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
In 2015 dubchugging will be the new fad
@ Rez - less than a minute ago
*chugstep, yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
CHUBCHUBCHUB
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
lead by the chugzette
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
or chugzetto
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
hey you leave fatneck out of this
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@ greeeeen - 2 minutes ago
Is it only a superficial and transient feeling he feels because one random moment he happened to think, "hey, she looks alright" and from that point onward the thought planted itself and eventually manifested itself into a form of shallow infatuation? /massive grammatical errors/
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I honestly have no clue
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I'm definitely not an expert on stuff like this
@ greeeeen - 1 minute ago
ME TOO.
@ greeeeen - 1 minute ago
DUMB AND DUMBER MH VER.
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Senedjem - 3 minutes ago
:hhhggh
Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
:hhhgghi
Slsr - 3 minutes ago
hggggggghhhhhhhhhh
sai - 3 minutes ago
HHHHHHNNNNNGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Slsr - 2 minutes ago
there is actually game named hhhggh
greeeeen - 2 minutes ago
What is this, mass ejaculation?
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@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
in what kind of shop you work at?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
@style
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
mobile phone shop
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh, weird. would think that you'd have more customers
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
are there lot of mobile phone shops nearby?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
"buy me a cellphone and I show you my antenna"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
*runs out*
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@ Disposable - 7 minutes ago
BUY TWO COPIES AND GET VANISH
@ WhirlingBlack - 6 minutes ago
buy two copies and make kisaki vanish
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
to prison
@ Jigsaw9 - 6 minutes ago
8D
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
for tax evasion
@ Disposable - 6 minutes ago
HAR
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@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
I'm sure now there's going on to be a ton of Lin memory boxes and all that stuff.
@ Jigsaw9 - 5 minutes ago
yeahhh porbably
@ Jigsaw9 - 5 minutes ago
* probably
@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
and then, of course, the reunion in 6 months
@ WhirlingBlack - 5 minutes ago
and then again in 6 months, etc. on a schedule
@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
Well how else would he get money for coke
@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
The fangirls stopped paying for sex right after his second syphilis breakout
@ Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
lol
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@ sai - 3 minutes ago
Pixyfalse01 got angry at me
@ WhirlingBlack - 2 minutes ago
I thought it was illegal to get angry at mods
@ sai - 2 minutes ago
I told him to stop getting butthurt
@ Jigsaw9 - 2 minutes ago
@ sai, he easily gets angry at anyone tho, lol
@ Disposable - 2 minutes ago
You never question the fuhrer wb
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@ sai - 11 minutes ago
Everyone say hi to Fin, I met her on last.fm and got her to join here ;)
@ allisapp - 11 minutes ago
... seriously?
@ allisapp - 11 minutes ago
hi Fin(n) o/
@ Fin Paulux - 11 minutes ago
Yepp, I got recruited shamelessly xD
@ fitear1590 - 11 minutes ago
hello fin
@ CAT5 - 10 minutes ago
Hi fin! :D
@ leafwork - 10 minutes ago
:lolita_love:
@ Fin Paulux - 9 minutes ago
Hey, I've seen you on the Kaya thread in Last.fm xD
@ leafwork - 9 minutes ago
MH primer: everyone's super gay except cat and zess
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@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i talk to customers naked
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@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai you could be miss B-T
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, What does the title Miss B-T entitle you to then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if I win that
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
Miss B-T should be the girl who follows the band everywhere they go
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
you know the one that introduce the band to the audience
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
the one that ends to be the wife of a member xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, lmao
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Whose wife? That might be a bit hard considering pretty much all of them already have one
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
WHO CARES sai, you're not jealous xD
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, yeah, point taken
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
@ sai, just don't give a fuck about their actual wives
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, I'd be one sexy bitch
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I lost my cellphone's antenna, can I use yours?"
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
sekushi*
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
utsukushii*
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai :o
@ sai - less than a minute ago
SEKUSHI PICK-UP LINES
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
"I'd use your antenna if you know what I mean"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
for every antennas issues, please call stylelover
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
@ sai, will smith has the best pickup linse
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
lines*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lmao
@ sai - less than a minute ago
stylelover, for all your antenna needs
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
i don't get it
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
now we understand why style vanished sometimes when he's at work, ANTENNAS ISSUES
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
XDDDD
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
are you suggesting his antenna got a connection
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
:3
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
wow
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
ok
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea that's what i'm saying
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
Sometimes my antenna has bruises on it and I dont know why
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Danao, fapfapfap
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
don't grip so hard
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
this chat is being really dumb now
@ sai - less than a minute ago
let me get myself charged
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
"hey little girl, you want a contract ? free antenna for each cellphone sold"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Oh yeah, battery nearly filled
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@ Danao - less than a minute ago
a friend is telling e that she's pregnant, and telling me lots of thing about her pregnancy
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
are you the dad
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
stories of blood and other super interesting things xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea I'm gay, and I'm the dad
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
xD
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
oh gross
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
no she's just a friend x)
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
not talking to you again
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
Danao is a dad now??
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
haha why ?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
NO i'm not the dad
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lmao
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
(◕ᴥ◕し)
@ sai - less than a minute ago
wut
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I'm gay, and I don't think boys can be pregnant
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
gay ppl r nasty
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
DADDY DANNY! OMG THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Damnit Danao I told you to wear protection
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
pfffft
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
@ Senedjem, I heard they like it in the butt
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
how weird is that
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
thats gross theres poop in there
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I say what what, in the butt
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@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
sai the best thing u can do is wait
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
his relationship will likely not last too long
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
the best thing you can do is lure him into an abandoned warehouse break his legs and keep him as your pet until he dies from a severe infection
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
lool
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@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
but i don't get how it's funny
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
maybe because we were here when Danao said it first?
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
someone explain please
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
maybe cuz i'm an asexual but just wow
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh, yeah, definitely then
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Hello :3
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
oh wow don't remeber how we get to the antenna joke at first
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
Hi !
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Fin Paulux, hello
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Everybody stop talking about antennas or we'll scare away the new members
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
@ Yasupon, I asked style if his job is a good place to flirt with people
@ sai - less than a minute ago
or well, just explain the joke
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
but it's not like we need more fin(ns. :(
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah and it was like "if you buy me a cellphone I can give you my antenna"
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
This newbie here has no idea whatsoever, so..discuss as you please xD
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
*fin(n) s
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*runs out*
@ sai - less than a minute ago
She's not finnish though
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Oh, but I'm not a Fin xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
yea that lead to the antenna joke, "if you buy me a contract for a cellphone, I give you my antenna"
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and something about charging his antenna to full battery
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
too close
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
Phin(e) is more like it
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
like whine?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
great, now we have more whining finns 8<
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
:D if you insist that much :D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
whining about the lack of antennas in my life
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I want style's antenna
@ sai - less than a minute ago
...
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
sai :o
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I guess that killed the chat
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
oh sai
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
8<
@ sai - less than a minute ago
YOU HAVE SEEN MY HIDDEN DESIRES
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OHNOES
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I'm speechless
@ sai - less than a minute ago
*sails away*
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
(style it's the time for you to appear
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
I thought you were going to link the mannequin-molesting video
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
@ sai, no i want to forget that one
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol that video
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, the singing in that video made it hilarious
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I thought it was hilarious without sound but holy crap
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
no customer since one hour ago. speaking of unnecessary workers
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
:xxxx
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
my job has been busy lately
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
half an hour left
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
a bit too busy though
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
never it is so that there would be just right amount work
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sure
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
either too much or not enough work
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
yep
@ Ito - less than a minute ago
Tell me about it.
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sometimes there are no customers for a few hours
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and then
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
everyone at once
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, you watched it at work? lol
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i did
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
well if there is no customers
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
seems usual stuff to watch utube tbh
@ sai - less than a minute ago
but yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
style to customer: wanna see a dude molest a mannequin?
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
:DDD
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
style to customer: wanna see my antenna?
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
*runs*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you a dude molesting a mannequin
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
decide
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
how about adding antenna there
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you a dude molesting a mannequin with his antenna
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, seems like a good option
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Slsr, lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
:o
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i would be the top seller
@ sai - less than a minute ago
probably
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"seller of the year"
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
we could still top it
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i will buy a mannequin and then
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
get a contract or i will show you how i molest a mannequin with my antenna
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
ok
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
thats over the top
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@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i think im getting old
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i unpacked a cd from the mail
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
when i got home
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
but its nowhere to be found now
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, lol awww
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, that's ok honey that happens to everyone
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
I stole it sorry
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, too many CDs
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
X D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
damnit Senedjem
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I like everobody aslong as they don't put picture of them naked, while fucking a plastic doll
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Maybe one day we'll see style on TV on one of those shows about people who can't throw anything away
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and you'd have style stuck in between CDs everywhere
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lolol
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
I CANT THROW AWAY RONOCRO I MUST
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
whispering constantly
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
i need them rarez
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
my preeeciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and they would interview crying sai
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
my husband loves his cds more than me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GET YOUR HANDS OF MY RAREZ
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
sad story
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
style you know that would make a perfect subject for a french tv show ?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, LMAO YES
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"he even sleeps with his CDs ;___;"
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
"but never with me"
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
my bf have sex with his CDs, but never with me
@ sai - less than a minute ago
his antenna charges only for his rarez
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
he looks like an old slut at the end of the night
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@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
why won't they find something else to copy
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
like something classy
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ masquerade-parade, would you rather see them molesting and dry-humping a mannequin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
But then again at least there's no close up of a butthole so that's ok
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
anytime
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
mannequins are HOT
@ masquerade-parade - less than a minute ago
and they have no buttholes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
http://i51.tinypic.com/mrekd5.gif lmao never forget [2] HAI BB HOW R U DOIN
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I bet that's how Dispo also seduces his ladies
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
No, I use roofies
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
Speaking of Chilean lurkers
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
we don't have many anymore
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I had to fix another one today with a Transcode label until someone found a legit one
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i think MASS BLOG EXTERMINATION happened
@ sai - less than a minute ago
when the credits said: Demon Android I knew it couldn't be legit
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
now we just have mystery transcodes that pop up now and again
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
i should make a new rule that says we can't post anything here that demon android has uploaded
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
Demon Android means its automatically unusable
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
other unacceptable answers include Demon Androids unnamed cousin
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
daisuke takarai takayuki masteroid something?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lololol WB
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Zess, yes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DEMON ANDROID NOT ALLOWED JAJAJA
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I think he just made some fake name out of his favorite vocalists names
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I should name myself
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Sai Asagi Atsushi Isshi Submarine UBERMOD
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
sai can that please make the best off section
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
of*
@ Zess - less than a minute ago
zessaishoku2135
@ sai - less than a minute ago
if you think that was funny yes
@ sai - less than a minute ago
OriginalZesssaishoku5213ponmune6
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I meant my comment
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
being on sais best of wall is what keeps me alive
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@ stylelover - 2 minutes ago
@ sai, theres a function here that you can change words to something else right? you should change lycaon to something else
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ stylelover, what do you mean with the changing words?
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
well there was some option in the mod/admin panel that if you write for example lycaon somewhere in the forum it will change to sug automatically
@ sai - less than a minute ago
hmm, not familiar with that function
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
there was a april fools joke with that if i remember right
@ sai - less than a minute ago
it could be they didn't re-install it yet
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
maybe 2 years ago?
@ sai - less than a minute ago
because of the crash
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
yeah I remember that one~
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
nah its from the forum software itself
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
its aclled..
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
well its normally for censorship
@ sai - less than a minute ago
oh I see
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
so that you cant write adultstuff or so
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I think it's originally used to censor swearing
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I'll change everything into submarines
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or ASSaulter
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
lol i know that you submarine but i dont submarine because i did submarine and yea
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
DAMN IT SAI
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@ sai - less than a minute ago
If we are the only ones left we shall have to repopulate the earth
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
aw sai !
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
naughty girl
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Imagine little versions of me and style running around
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I shall perform an immaculate conception via rubbing rarez all over my bodeh
@ sai - less than a minute ago
they'll all love penguins
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
.....
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and BUCK-TICK
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw
@ sai - less than a minute ago
and TRUST
@ Ryu - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
and the kids yelling verywhere "GIMME RAREZ GIMME RAREZ"
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
lololol yes
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
everywhere*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
KAMI SAMA KAMI SAMA
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
DAD I WANT RAREZ ! MOM I WANT RAREZ !
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and I shall say to them "take this, my flesh and blood... but don't transcode it"
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
WAIT
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
xD
@ Ryu - less than a minute ago
XDDDD
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
won't we get this whole creepy incestuous family then
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, what did I tell you about YT rips?!!
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
just hope there are no trading card games in school
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
our children would be so over the top regarding that
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
if other kids have rare cards
@ Cupcakes - less than a minute ago
VK trading cards
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
oh all hell will break loose
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ Cupcakes, incestuous inbred mutant family? great for a post-apocalyptic movie scenario if you ask me 8D
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
I want trading card like the ones in harry potter
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
the ones with real people in it xD
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
imagine an Atsushi trading xcarrd
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
in which atushi blow you a kiss
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
and blink xD
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
atsushi?
@ Danao - less than a minute ago
atsushi*
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
he will just laugh all the time
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
and he would be like "HAHAHAHAHAH NOW IM RAREZ MYSELF"
@ stylelover - less than a minute ago
"I DONT NEED TO STEAL THEM ANYMORE"
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
my only explanation for letting these vocals be committed to CD is an abundant amount of weed in the studio when they recorded this, lol
@ Linh-san - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
"HEY GUYZ CHECK OUT MY VOICE ....OOOEOEOEOOOOOEEEEEE... huhhuhuhuhh"
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@ Disposable - 4 minutes ago
for the first time. I wish I could kneecap my 15 year old self who went for the rarez instead of the classics
@ Disposable - 3 minutes ago
2 LISTENERS?!?!?!? WOW THIS MUST BE THE SHIT
@ Jigsaw9 - 3 minutes ago
lol
@ CAT5 - 3 minutes ago
@ Disposable, LMAO
@ Disposable - 3 minutes ago
1 000 000 LISTENERS? AWW DAS GAY LOLZ
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@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
every time a foreign band goes onstage at a gig I'm like "HOLY SHIT THEY EXIST" 8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I was less excited than I thought though, perhaps that was a good thing
@ sai - less than a minute ago
rofl
@ sai - less than a minute ago
yeah same here: OMG ASAGI IS REAL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GUYS HE'S REAL AND THE VOICE IS AS WELL
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and then all the rabid fangirls are like "IT MUST BE A HOLOGRAM. MUST MAKE SURE!" *proceed to grab crotch*
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@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
can people please stop calling DSS MOO
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
no
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
no [2]
@ nostalgia. - less than a minute ago
lmaoooo
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
wasn't it invented by that retard on last.fm
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
just like rinkaku will always be rincock
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
hello snerdy
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
why do people call it moo though
@ Yasupon - less than a minute ago
snerdy ! <3
@ sai - less than a minute ago
No [3]
@ sai - less than a minute ago
DSS = forever MOO
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
DSS is the first letter of each word, MOO is the last
@ leafwork - less than a minute ago
duM spirO sperO
@ nostalgia. - less than a minute ago
rofl
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
clever sleazoid more like clever gay butts
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
you all suck.
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ WhirlingBlack, <3
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
is that a request for head
@ Senedjem - less than a minute ago
because I'm up for it
---
@ CAT5 - less than a minute ago
I felt like a porn start the very last 2 times I engaged in SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
shizuchuuuaan r u here
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Dispo chaan
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
sai chaaaan
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
disupo senpai
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
GOMENEE
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
JIGGUSAWU
@ sai - less than a minute ago
GOMENASAIIII ONEGAII DISPO-KUN
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I cannot call you jig, for it is derogatory
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
8D
@ sai - less than a minute ago
I am speaking Japanese for retards with a cleverbot
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm so fucking wasted omg
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
kurebaabotto to baka no nihongo wo hanashimasu
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
desu.
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
or sumthin
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Haha omg this cleverbot
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
IE IE ONII CHAN KIMOCHII
@ sai - less than a minute ago
It told me I am Japanese. I said: am I Atsushi? He replied with: no, but I am. Want to go to bed?
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
:'DDDDDDDD
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Stick yer cock into the discdrive
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Better than sex
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@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
I don't think I've ever stolen any rarez
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I have
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
the great winmx rarez theft of 2010
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
or maybe it was pre-2010
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I don't remember, but it was great
@ sai - less than a minute ago
you stole rarez?
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
oh hell yeah I did
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
oh yeah, lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
by the bucketload
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
epic
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Oh, do tell
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
shit was so cash
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
good old accidental open share
@ sai - less than a minute ago
accidental open share...I've heard of that before
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
not open share, auto ratio
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Or some website where everyone became an admin or something
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
some Jap user had godrarez on winmx
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
which is a p2p program
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
I was trading with him for un-godrarez and he went to sleep
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
so I turned the speed on my upload to like... 1 kbps
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and downloaded his stuff like crazy
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
since as long as I was uploading to him, it'd let me download whatever I want
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
perfect
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
that's the kind of trading I like
@ WhirlingBlack - less than a minute ago
ones that favor me excessively
@ sai - less than a minute ago
loooool
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
it was liek 8 hours of me sitting on the computer yelling NO VAL THIS IS IMPORTANT I CAN'T GO TO BED
@ Fin Paulux - less than a minute ago
evil : D but perfect
@ sai - less than a minute ago
STEAL ALL THE RAREZ
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
eventually he got back online in the morning and was like
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
"ano..."
@ allisapp - less than a minute ago
:'D
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and I was like FUCK
@ Biopanda - less than a minute ago
and logged off
---
@ sai - less than a minute ago
why does everyone here always seem to ragequit
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Whenever a new member joins the chat the first question that's asked is: SO, did anyone ragequit last week or do we really have a new member here?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Because only unstable emotional midgets like VK
@ sai - less than a minute ago
KISAKI threads are best threads
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I'm still waiting for the huge reveal that Jigsaw is actually a serial killer and a child molester
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Those always turn out into enormous shit fests
@ sai - less than a minute ago
LOL
@ sai - less than a minute ago
But what would that make me?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Well you have your issues don't you?
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw seems perfect. He is hiding something
---
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Our family seems to be plagued by anxiety issues. I'm sure this is what I have as well
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
But it is nothing I can't live with. I wish I had a life though, but I intend to get one
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Someday, as Johanna Tukiainen would put it
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
lol
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
I'm sure u can do it if u want
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
Wouldn't b so sure of myself
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
SOCIALLY RETARDED?
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
YYYYYYYY
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
if nothing works, there is always nippon
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
thank gawd for internet
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
Where you can work in the circus as the "Fearsome Gaijin from beyond the sea"
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
The locals would come and be amazed, granted they ever get spare time from working in the rice fields and eating sushi
---
@ sai - less than a minute ago
Jigsaw are you by any chance a child molestor or serial killer
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, not that I know of yet, no. :'D
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
I'll ask my other personalities, brb
@ sai - less than a minute ago
@ Jigsaw9, Well Dispo and I deduced you are too mentally stable to be a mini-chat regular
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
lol
@ sai - less than a minute ago
YOU'RE TOO PERFECT. There must be something like a serial killer secret we don't know about
@ Slsr - less than a minute ago
must b [2]
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
dunno about mentally stable but I don't like to show much emotion or personal stuff towards people online anyway
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
*insert Exorcist quote from the demon here*
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
@ sai, alright, you got me. actually, I am a 43-old female Hispanic midget living in Azerbaijan.
@ Disposable - less than a minute ago
I KNEW IT
@ Jigsaw9 - less than a minute ago
and I keep on my shelf a gruesome aborted fetus in a jar, a skull, and a signed copy of an Elvis record. one of these is true btw.
---
Rez
also, have you ever listened to its "first version" ?
Rez
*first album version
Jigsaw9
@Rez dunno really. you talking about the one with that Arabic chant thingie in it? (that had to be banned / removed, lol)
Rez
@Jigsaw, yes
Rez
It was so unfitting imo
Jigsaw9
ah ok. dunno if I heard it before
Disposable
@sushi hates allah
Jigsaw9
lol
---
Disposable
I blame The Gazette being mentioned. The foul stench of that shitty fucking band makes everyone flee in horror
stylelover
has left the room
Disposable
SEE!!?!?!
Slsr
has left the room
Ryu
has left the room
Disposable
IT NEVER ENDS
OMG
---
CAT5
I AM NOT AROUSED
Senedjem
lie
Jigsaw9
the cat is a lie
MaddAdam
If he is lying we can have him neutered to keep it from happening.
Jigsaw9
lol
CAT5
wow SO MEAN
Jigsaw9
Meanochrom Heaven
Senedjem
you hold him down I'll get the pocket knife
CAT5
u guys are tying to rape me
Tokage
YOU GUYS
Jigsaw9
LOL
CAT5
dammit, senedjem, I know you want me. BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT SHOULD HAPPEN
allisapp
omg, I totally lost it with because of the announcement
Senedjem
how else can I make it happen
Tokage
it is your new mission
Jigsaw9
no.
Senedjem
just close ur eyes and clench ur teeth
CAT5
take me out to dinner first. CAN A NIGGA GET WINED AND DINED IN DIS BITCH
---
Cupcakes
Dispo wants WB at his own place
Disposable
I want him chained on to MS Estonia's decaying wreckage at the bottom of the Baltic sea.
---
Yasupon
sai did the coolest people VIP award thing happen yet I want to nominate Tokage as the funniest member
sai
@Yasu, not yet
stylelover
i nominate yasu
for most awful mod
Biopanda
lol
sai
I felt demotivated for it
and some lurkers were saying how stupid it was
Tokage
wow but the lurkers are obviously the backbone of our community
stylelover
yea we had something lik that before
and many people voted for it
Tokage
how else will we get VK unwantedly spread out across brazil
stylelover
so go for it
Jigsaw9
across the vast brazilian plains
Jigsaw9
spread all dem transcodes
sai
They were like: BUT IT WILL BE A POPULARITY CONTESTS AND THOSE SUCK
Yeah obviously because nobody will nominate you for anything because nobody likes you
duh
Biopanda
loool
Disposable
Mod of the year: Chianti
Danao
mean !
Biopanda
(prohint: I'd win every category, even mod of the year)
stylelover
Mod of the year: Chianti [2]
Tokage
sick burn
Danao
bad joke dispo
Jigsaw9
I am a clear winner for the "Lame Puns & Random Cute Pictures" category
sai
http://i.imgur.com/wY7zZEv.gif I will post that under it anyway
Yasupon
Mod of the year: Chianti [3]
sai
Mean, but necessary
Tokage
I am a clear winner for the 'What the fuck even' category
Yasupon
Jk Mod of the year = Chianti and sai (TIE)
Danao
I should win an honor award for the antenna joke.
Jigsaw9
Tokage wins best Race Turtle
stylelover
danao wins nothing
Yasupon
Tokge wins funniest member
Danao
because nobody likes him
xD
sai
sai wins ....??????
stylelover
need to count the cash
Yasupon
Danao wins most active person on MH
Tokage
i am the fastest turtle yes
Danao
no you won't
stylelover
and stuff like that
Disposable
Dispo FINS
Danao
gimme cash
Disposable
HHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Jigsaw9
Yasupon wins "Monochrome Pon Chef"
Danao
let's buy rarez !
Yasupon
sai wins best mod OBVIOUSLY tbqh
stylelover
Danao wins most active person on MH [2]
Disposable
DID ANYONE SEE
WHAT I DID THAR
stylelover
sai wins best mod
best lady
sai
sai wins best non-cat owner while still loving cats award
stylelover
sai wins allt he awards
Biopanda
lol
good award
Tokage
http://youtu.be/MGpN5geUF6E is this an award
sai
best mod, best lady
BEST HIME
Yasupon
remember HIME
stylelover
sai tamed kami sama award
sai
Lol Tokage
Jigsaw9
I obviously win "Best Hungarian User" because, clearly, that gaijin-kei member has no chance
evenor
who would win "butch queen first time in drag" category/
Biopanda
sai-hime
Disposable
Best hungarian user
stylelover
sai you should state a rule
sai
Best trap award
leafwork
"best 14-year-old"
Biopanda
hmm
stylelover
that everyone who wins
Yasupon
@TOKGE LOL
Disposable
osharelacica guy
leafwork
molly vs HIME deathmatch
stylelover
needs to write a speech
Biopanda
I think pretsy was our "first in drag" here
Jigsaw9
@Dispo :'DDDDDDDD
Disposable
Best Hungarian band
that one
Biopanda
either pretsy or leaf
Jigsaw9
Kuroyuri
yeah XD
sai
lol pretsy
Biopanda
they're both newcomers
leafwork
:V
Biopanda
it'll be a showdown
Yasupon
I want to win best bake
Biopanda
lol
sai
It's nice to see everyone's so enthusiastic about it!
I will get working on it tonight
Biopanda
MH BAKEOFF
GO
sai
We have our categories pretty much decided
Tokage
phattest booty award
sai
from the last time we did this on TW
Yasupon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H55a9s6oec record breaker rite here
sai
best booty lover: CAT5
Jigsaw9
lol Yasu
Biopanda
yasu would totally win
I'm not much of a baker nowadays
Tokage
lol wow i can't believe it
Biopanda
my nickname used to be baker
back when I was baka_neko
baker_neko
Jigsaw9
lol
Yasupon
r u kidding tho
Disposable
The award for the worst circle jerk of 2013 goes to
Jigsaw9
bake ALL the cats!
8D
Disposable
THE CONVO WE ARE HAVING NOW
Jigsaw9
accurate XD
Disposable
CONGRATULATIONS U GUYS
Jigsaw9
we couldn't have done without... us
Yasupon
Dispo wins funniest person on MH who isn't tokage
Disposable
INDEED
Slsr
grats guyzzzz
Jigsaw9
/tears, dramatic music, release the penguins
Yasupon
leafwork wins most altruistic / moralistic / ethical
leafwork
leafwork
most moralistic isn't the same thing as most moral
Yasupon
leaf pls
evenor
most autistic member?
Jigsaw9
xD
Biopanda
duckrun.avi
Yasupon
that goes to..
evenor
best banned member?
leafwork
WB
Danao
DEmon android !
Jigsaw9
Demond Android!
* Demon
Tokage
worst banned member?
Jigsaw9
also
Demon Android
XD
Tokage
hahaha
Biopanda
best anthropomorphic user
Ryu
lol
Tokage
coolest member: revania
Biopanda
mollymouse vs biopanda?
coolest member: revania [2]
Jigsaw9
who is this Revania you speak of
Yasupon
most anthropomorphic member how do u even
Jigsaw9
my knowledge of MH folklore is hazy
Biopanda
Lady?
we both have animals in our name, yasu
and obviously I'm a panda
Yasupon
oh
Biopanda
so it goes to say that Molly is a mouse
Jigsaw9
but anthropomorphic means human-like...? xD
Tokage
well pandas are better than mice
Yasupon
good point
Biopanda
this is tru
Tokage
because pandas don't live in my attic area
i think
Jigsaw9
lol
Biopanda
maybe
Jigsaw9
OR DO THEY.
(◔_◔)
Yasupon
well valicious is clearly a dog
Biopanda
they do.
stealin ur wifi bro
Tokage
well that would explain why my internet was dickin about recently
Yasupon
who wins sexiest member award
Biopanda
wb saisai
@yasu: sai, of course
cus she got that #swag
sai
"most autistic: WB" I lol'd irl
Tokage
member with largest genitals' award
Yasupon
How is WB the least bit autistic though
Tokage
www.itisamystery.com
---
Danao
ah Zess I need your thoughts about someting
Zess
shoot
Danao
what do you think of that
http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-audio/razer-electra
I know razer make good headphone for gaming and they have 3 "normal" headphones
Jigsaw9
(read "rarez" instead of "razer" first, lol)
sai
So did I
lol
Zess
i find gaming headphones to have a premium on top of them because of the word "gaming" in it
i would google some reviews and do some more reading before i think about buying them
but that just goes for any pair of headphones you think of buying
Danao
yea I'll do that for sure
Biopanda
rarezheadphones would be the best headphones
Slsr
I have rarezheadphones
Jigsaw9
they would have an option to turn on a sound of crackling static
so you would feel like listening to demotapes
all the time
Zess
it would come with a custom water tank as well
to give you that authentic "submerged" feeling
Jigsaw9
sounds like a trap out of a Saw movie, lol
Zess
LET'S PLAY A GAME
Jigsaw9
xD
Zess
FOR TOO LONG YOU HAVE REVERED AUDIO PERFECTION IN MUSIC AT THE EXPENSE OF ARTISTIC CREATION
NOW YOU WILL SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR WHAT YOU REALLY THINK YOU HEAR
THERE IS A DEMO TAPE, A HEADSET, A WATER TANK AND A STATIC BUTTON
Jigsaw9
8D
Zess
YOU MUST IDENTIFY THE SONG WILE AVOIDING THRONGS OF HORNY FANGIRLS
IDENTIFY CORRECTLY AND YOU WALK FREE
IDENTIFY WRONG AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PON PON UNTIL YOU DIE
---
sai
I wish Dispo would do that for me
though his harddrive would probably be a mix of Godzette, ViViD and BMTH
Disposable
Do wat
Yeah pretty much lololol
And nudes
Slsr
well dispo, soon porn is banned here so no more nudes
sai
yup
no more porn
Disposable
DDD;
I need to make a dvd of my sextape
And hide it
Slsr
ty EU
sai
send it 2 me pls
CAT5
**would def. watch a dispo sextape**
Disposable
Tha name of the flick is
CAT5
GOTTA LEARN DEM ARYAN SEX MOVES
Disposable
"2 Big Macs pls"
sai
lmao
do you still have that pic
i couldn't save it last time
Disposable
I'll post it to show yerself when I get home
Be sure to give lots of compliments to improve my selfesteem
My eyes would probably make a rad avatar
CAT5
Dispo
apparently
ur the hottest male on MH
CAT5
I'm not making this up. I HAVE MY SOURCES
Disposable
That's like being the best dancer at a concentration camp
CAT5
lmao
grahgkd>Shgdjg.hgehhj4
I quit, ahahaha
---
CAT5
NESS NEW ALBUM
I SAW ZESS POST THAT
SO READ " ZESS NEW ALBUM"
Zess
ZESS NEW ALBUM ZESS2 RELEASE ZOON
CAT5
XD
Zess
TRACKLIST: 1)YOU SUCK 2) SHUT UP 3) V-ROCK IS DEAD (NEGA cover) 4) SUPERIORITY COMPLEX 5) RED NAME OF DOOM 6) BANHAMM3R 7)SAISHOKU
CAT5
LMAO
---
sai
you can never have too much mayonnaise
Biopanda
never too much.
unless it's american mayo
which is pretty bland
:<
MollyMouse
I like mayo
allisapp
I love mayonnaise and garlic
Senedjem
If you could fit an entire wildebeast on a grill I'd eat it between two burger buns
Valicious
japanese mayo is delish
WhirlingBlack
I start feeling sick easily from mayonnaise
Biopanda
I realized that
WhirlingBlack
I think it was in Japan I ate some bad Mayonnaise, wasn't it panda?
Senedjem
Mayonnaise is gross
Biopanda
Japanese mayo almost killed WB
WhirlingBlack
since then it just hasn't been the same
MollyMouse
Oh my D:
Senedjem
was it that kewpie mayo
with the scary ass baby on the bottle
that thing has satan in its eyes
Biopanda
it was whatever generic mayo they include in conbini meals
I buy kewpie mayo
WhirlingBlack
never again conbini mayo
Biopanda
because of the scary baby
Valicious
speaking of satan...
Senedjem
I see it every time I pass the asian food section at the supermarket
I have to look away and do that catholic hand cross thing just to feel safe
---
Biopanda
I'm tellin ya guys
we need to create a secret community
Slsr
X D
Biopanda
j-salad 2.0
Jigsaw9
lol
sai
and ban Jigsaw for sharing stuff out of here
lol
Biopanda
where we can post stuff without worrying about Chileans
sai
Rules to joining Monochrome-Salad: You must either live on the continent of North-America, Europe, Africa, Asia or Australia
South Americans are not allowed
Jigsaw9
lacist
ROSE OF SORROW
lool
susel
lol let me join
Tokage
the continent of north america is my favorite
CAT5
Rules to joining J-salad. U MUST SWALLOW
Slsr
k,bye
Biopanda
XD
WhirlingBlack
most closed communities has a rule that people need to share something not commonly avaliable online
Tokage
rules to joining CAT-salad: uh
Biopanda
cat-salad: must swallow.
CAT5
@Tokage - that "uh", turns into an "uh, uh, uh, mmmm, just like that daddy"
sai
...
I find it disturbing
when girls call their bf daddy. Lol, I knew someone who did that once
and I was like "are you shitting me"
susel
^ ewww
CAT5
they don't mean it like that, sai!
Jigsaw9
yeahhhh it's super-weird imo
CAT5
It must be an american thing
Tokage
i want my gf to call me 'great leader'
susel
but it sounds like that ._.
sai
Let's just summarize my opinion on it with this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nsp4Onl11rvr0e4o1_400.gif
Jigsaw9
XD
sai
I want my bf to call me "great almighty one"
stylelover
so when will monochrome-salad happen`?
Tokage
'daddy' is still less terrible than 'big poppa'
CAT5
but you're inside a girl and she's like "ooooh daddy", are you gonna pull out and instruct her on more politically correct sexual terms to use?
Tokage
yes obviously
Jigsaw9
lol
sai
"Do not use that language young lady"
Tokage
'DON'T MAKE ME SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT DICKINGS'
Jigsaw9
"Or I shall spank you with my cane"
WhirlingBlack
sounds like something a pedophile would enjoy
CAT5
lmao
WB, you need a black woman
WhirlingBlack
No
Jigsaw9
a whirling black woman?
Tokage
i can imagine this
CAT5
THEY DON'T MEAN DADDY AS IN FATHER
Tokage
daddy the heaven
---
sai
Lol
I wonder why guys think that big dicks attract girls
CAT5
BIGGER = BETTER in everything
Ryu
yeah but a to small dick.. then no girl needs you XD
sai
Yeah but
CAT5
having a dick that is TOO big is not a good thing either
sai
I mean. If you really like a guy and he's your bf
and you're finally going to sleep together
and he pulls down his boxers
Ryu
then I would love the person but would not have sex often
sai
and the first thing you'll say is
damn you've got a small dick
Ryu
same goes for a to big dick
sai
I mean I'm sure the guy's nervous too, especially when it's the girl's first time
CAT5
one of my friends told me that one of his friends (a girl) broke up with a guy because his dick was too big and sex was painful
Ryu
@Sai yeah.. you totally say such thing.. or you cannot stop laughing.. XD
sai
@Ryu, that'd be so incredibly terrible omg
@CAT well if sex is painful then you shouldn't
Ryu
@Sai it is... but yeah.. a 5cm DICK is really way to small XD
stylelover
and a gf of mine did that too
breaking up i mean
(not with me)
sai
i have no idea what a normal size dick is
CAT5
there is no normal, really
Aion
no cock's alike =)
CAT5
WHAT IS THIS
DICKCHAT
Aion
xD
Jigsaw9
._.
Ryu
@sai 10-20cm is normal
Aion
I was talking about my neighbour... Dick Cock
Ryu
And then the thickness also has a role.
CAT5
**pulls dick out**
Biopanda
.....
what the heck did I just come back to
stylelover
wow
Jigsaw9
.....
stylelover
just stay panda
CAT5
DICKCHAT
Ryu
@CAT.. but only matters in erection size. XD
Jigsaw9
@Panda be careful, you might step on a dick
slippery when wet, etc
---
sai
lol wtf
the broadcast is lagging
Jigsaw9
Atsushi's diq is causing interference
