30 May 2008, 10:42
Always the last to be told anything, I found out this morning that Cutting Pink With Knives
are calling it a day and splitting.
I'm a little sad that I won't see anymore of their entertaining and quite frankly offensive live shows, but like the family dog that has canine arthritis and can't manage a trot round the park anymore, CPWK had a good innings so try not to weep too hard as they are put out of their misery by a man in a green smock wielding a massive hypodermic full of lethal muscle relaxant.
In tribute I shall be listening to CPWK's similar artists radio all day, and wearing a black armband at work, fashioned from gaffer tape.
Who shall carry CPWK's TorchOfGrind into the future? My money's on GO! With Fourteen O
, 2 O'Clock Girlfriend
RIP two jews and a baldy.