26 Nov 2010, 12:07
What to do? 4AM rolls around & everyone at the party is powering down. Load Up. Arrive at My House. so begins the cooking/laughing/smoking. IMstoned [In Accordance W/Prop 215, of course] She'sDRUNK. So's he. You're Stoned. I Think She may just be sleep deprived. I Put onDiamond Rings'Special Affections. By the end of Wait & See hips are groovin' . When You & Me hits there is a striptease happening By the time Pre-Owned Heart starts we're taking turns trying to out dance each other. after my turn i lie down, eyelids like lead & sing along. Suddenly i'm yanked from my recumbent couch position & placed in front of the stereo with strict orders to "DANCE bitch". i'm dancing. they're dancing. we're dancing. there's rump shakin', synchronized hand moves, some spins, the occasional vogue & fun echoing off the living room walls at 6AM. It's Not My Party gets the modern/interpretive dance treatment. Not until All Yr Songs twangs out does the spontaneous dance end. we collapse in a fit of laughter, marveling at the sunlight. It's my [our] Special Affections review told completely through the hips.