Music that sucks.


2 Mar 2008, 15:14

(yes, this a rip-off consept)

1. The Clash Whiny liberals. Also, what's with jumping the genres all the time? Keep to formula, you hyperactive fucks.

2. Rage Against the Machine Sell-outs. Only listened by teeange faux-communists and mall-anarchists.

3. Steen1 Shitty flow, and what the hell does he think he can acheive with making songs complaining about how the system sucks?

4. Asa 'Philosophic' lyrics that no-one understands and backgrounds obviously done stoned.

5. Pink Floyd Want to be appear different and creative? Why not listen to classic rock. Pretensious cunt.

6. Edgar Broughton Band If the previous isn't pretensious enough, why not try a band no-one's even heard of.

7. Jontti & Shaka Whine whine moan moan. Do these guys ever stop complaining?

8. Dead Kennedys Jesus, what's it with all these whiny bands? I get it, the world sucks!

9. Dropkick Murphys Can't come up with new melodies, so they rip off traditional songs.

10. Yes Moar like NO.

11. Avain Same guy as Asa, deserves another mention for shit flow and whining about the world.

12. The Coup If it weren't for the original Party Music cover art, no-one would even know them.

13. The Pogues Another unoriginal band that just plays old songs, and presumebaly whines about how hard it is to be Irish.

14. Floggin Molly Same as Dropkick Murphys, except less punk.

15. Radiopuhelimet Unimaginative riff-based post-punk.

16. Grateful Dead Only listened to by stupid stoners.

17. Kingston Wall Same as above, but with added Pretensious Twat points for being obscure.

18. Looptroop Whiny liberals again.

19. Julma-Henri & Syrjäytyneet Using the shock factor to sell music. Also, what's with the paranoid lyrics?

20. Jethro Tull More classical rock garbage.

21. Pyhimys Hip-hop Hippie, acoustic guitar and whiny rhymes.

22. Bad Religion Ooh, what an edgy name and logo.

23. The Valkyrians Wow, half of their songs are covers and the rest just formulaic.

24. Led Zeppelin Obligatory for every smug Classic Rock asshole.

25. The Stalin If it weren't for the name, the shock value and their nationality, no-one would care.

If someone didn't get the joke, those are my top 25 artists. Couldn't bother covering the whole top 50. Might do that some day.
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  • Alteregoist

    lol, youre a noob, dude!

    3 Mar 2008, 18:45
  • leukaluu

    no voi helvetti... ´älä ole tyhmä, käytä järkeä.

    4 Mar 2008, 17:32
  • JohnnyWang

    ITCS: People who don't get jokes and can't read a two line-long disclaimer in the bottom.

    4 Mar 2008, 20:23
  • SaintAlex

    I was just saying that I agree with you but then I read the bottom lines... Hope U get the joke ;)

    4 Mar 2008, 22:36
  • Takkeri

    Haha, good blog. At first as I read it I thought What the hell is that guy thinking?. Self-irony for the win.

    6 Mar 2008, 16:06
  • jannexorzlol


    7 Mar 2008, 15:23

    Oh god you scared me for a second. Well played.

    8 Mar 2008, 6:41
  • Echo282

    you should of added The Cure to your list of whiny bands i mean they really suck all that whining really gets on my tits.... ho ho ho

    9 Mar 2008, 17:33
  • Alligator1986

    you suck! P:S: RESPECT

    12 Mar 2008, 8:03
  • Alligator1986

    ah ok, it's a joke

    12 Mar 2008, 8:04
  • LuisKxD

    hahaha looptroop sucks?? you´re very funny man (and a noob too). saludos man.

    25 Mar 2008, 15:27
  • hyrski


    27 Mar 2008, 20:07
  • senni

    :D KHyl!

    29 Mar 2008, 11:02
  • Jinxd

    haha, tricked me.

    29 Mar 2008, 21:06
  • SexPropaganda

    i was gonna get all anal on you, but then i read the final lines and i was back to cool. you've some humor.

    31 Mar 2008, 23:57
  • janisf

    meinasin suuttua kans >:(

    1 Abr 2008, 2:27
  • rok93

    ha, mielettömän hassu idea. propsit ^^

    4 Abr 2008, 8:06
  • zlavek

    Hah, great! :D

    13 Abr 2008, 11:24
  • eeMOR


    24 May 2008, 8:54
  • darkgnome

    hah, kitistä toisten kitinästä ^.^

    29 Ago 2008, 12:31
  • fulle

    Hahah, aika hyvä :-----DD Olin jo eka laittamas vihasta viestii mut sit tajusin lukee ton lopun :D

    5 Nov 2008, 6:48
  • djgizmoe

    Always a win not to take yourself or your favorite music too seriously...

    25 Dic 2008, 7:58
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