Miércoles 30 Abr 2008, 4:09

As the wild polar bear is now proven extinct, followed by increasing oil and food, all due to excessive climate change, Norway, the world's biggest emitter of oil, CO2 , gas and fish (on Tellus), felt it had to do something. Something MAJOR.

In Norway the seek for further reducing carbondioxide emissions has taken a new turn: Now the departmente of environmente has promised that through the run of current month oil burning is going to be replaced by pure hydro-electric energy when it comes to building heating. However, the most dramatical change is the totally-oil-fueled car ban. In fact, the word car is no longer used for that kind of vehicle. The word car requires the vehicle to be run on at least 19% renewable energy.

"Until the classical car is extinct, we cannot afford to say we helped the climate", says Ståle Margitsen, the leader of SV, Ståle Vinner(Ståle wins), Norway's sosialistic leftie partie.

To spot fresh criminals the Norwegian police use sniphers, a new sort of device sniffing exhaust from vehicles. It tells wheter the fuel is entirely fossile or consists of at least 20% biofuel, preserving the environment. Climate changers receive a very bug fee and have their vehicle confiscated. Funny thing is, there exist no longer ordinary fuel pumps in Norway offering pure fossile fuel, but as Norway is a country of valley mountain, there are pleny of places to hide an illegal, unknown pump(s). Some, although very few, hardcore climate sceptics seem to cooperate to maintain and offer pure fossile fuel. Now and then such a pump is discovered, attracting engaged youth from Natur & Ungdom (Nature and youth), Bellona and SU all over the country razing and bumping the place shouting "SOTOBØLLE, SOTOBØLLE"; which means carbondioxide (CO2) bully.

Not all crop circles are man-made.