Figments of my imagination


14 Mar 2010, 14:17

I was Harry Potter and Dracula put a spell on me.
At the same time I was me,
and the spell made the dress fit me perfectly.
We had to speak strange languages and move quickly,

“Hay, let me fix that dress for you by using a real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.”

Who the fuck wants to be a werewolf anyway?

The hotel crowded with blood thirsty vampires
We flew.

to safety..?

Well, I saw you driving by, you
were going to the airport from work,
why do you work here and travel 38 hours to work everyday but
we never see each other?
why am I able to catch your car by foot; why did I reach the airport and
bring two laptops with me?
bare foot, in the snow

[...] I can't follow you right now.
I want to help out with the hamburgers
I want to talk about uninteresting things in English
I want to watch TV and stay over;
the lobby of the airport is someone's living room and you're gone by now

The cream we're supposed to put in our raspberry pudding is cheese

“Why, did you make this ma'am?
Oh, I was just wondering, because it tastes fantastic.”

I'm nervous and I don't even know these people should i be leaving shouldn't i be somewhere else i don't know if my laptop is 320 kbps even though twice as much would mean i have a pc why are we speaking english and you're explaining words to me that don't exist


  • platedheadpot


    21 Mar 2010, 13:37
  • CS_Cuillere

    [img][/img] I'll arm wressle you for that.

    21 Mar 2010, 15:35
  • Velvet_Myx


    26 Mar 2010, 7:34
  • afz902k

    I obviously didn't really read all that, but I like the word "Figments".

    7 Abr 2010, 18:56
  • CS_Cuillere

    Me too.

    14 Abr 2010, 18:34
  • afz902k

    Wait, you actually look at the bitrate of your songs? You seriously can't be a girl.

    20 Abr 2010, 18:11
  • platedheadpot

    Since when bitrate of songs was a GUY thing? I'M VERY NOT PLEASED

    20 Abr 2010, 23:03
  • afz902k

    IT IS! Girls don't have enough IQ to understand bit-rates, not even if they were included in christmas turkey recipes.

    5 May 2010, 21:14
  • afz902k

    This is your new Shoutbox. Hey what's up.

    18 Ene 2012, 5:13
  • SchWarG

    I had some kind of witty response to your shout earlier today, but I couldn't find your area where nonsense is to be deposited upon your page. Now I can't remember what I was going to say. Fucking PCP. Whatever happened to the Stiffmeister anyway, last I saw of him was Mr Woockcawk. Always seems he's in movies where his mom is sleeping with someone he doesn't want her to. Makes me wonder about what fucked up shit my mom has done :O Good to hear from you by the way; I've become somewhat antisocial on this site lately.

    28 Ene 2012, 8:25
  • SchWarG

    For the record I don't smoke PCP. But this guy does!

    28 Ene 2012, 16:56
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