Are you male or female?
The Man In Me is a Man of Peace, luckily not a Man of constant sorrows.
 Describe yourself
I Am a Lonesome Hobo, but I Shall Be Free.
 How do you feel about yourself?
Guess I'm Doin' Fine
 Describe what you are thinking right now.
Gonna Change My Way of Thinking because I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know.
 Describe your current girlfriend.
She's a Girl Of The North Country, definitely NOT the Ugliest Girl In The World, and I'm glad She Belongs to Me.
 Describe where you currently live.
Buckets of Rain All over You
 If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
I wish I was Goin' to Acapulco or maybe Mozambique, but most likely You Ain't Goin' Nowhere
 Your best friend is ___________.
A Fool Such as I
 What would you ask for if you had just one wish?