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  • Dersitenepeta

    so funny

    Septiembre 2014
  • trashcity_

    Dangerously Delicious starts off great but then kinda burns out- anyone else feel the same?

    Noviembre 2013
  • OrdealByFire

    CVS. Lol.

    Abril 2013
  • SLFV

    I don't like Dangerously Delicious :(

    Octubre 2012
  • klippshaw

    His Harris bits are the best.

    Septiembre 2012
  • mtw900

    What? Are you on fire? Then quit wasting my time! Text me that shit!

    Septiembre 2012
  • Garcian

    Just saw him in SF last night, hilarious. Chelsea Peretti was funny too. Definitely Worth seeing live.

    Julio 2012
  • doctorjmo

    that boy's a t-r-i-p!!!!!!!

    Mayo 2012
  • Midgetto52

    New standup special is hilarious. I wouldn't go as far as saying it's better than "Intimate Moments..." but it's damn funny; five bucks well spent. (you can download it on his website)

    Marzo 2012
  • nickthetick

    Guy is so funny

    Marzo 2012
  • Pentfixion

    the extra periods really emphasize your boredom

    Enero 2012
  • r00dme


    Julio 2011
  • Under_Radar_Mag

    Aziz is on the cover of the new issue of Under the Radar:

    Mayo 2011
  • xerces1492

    I know what I'll do. I'll go find out where he lives and go stake out in the bushes. And wait til he's fast asleep and go "NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA!" But instead I just left a comment with the username "Hyenas" saying "WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

    Abril 2011
  • swimmerbuddy90

    Aziz is doing a show at UConn on March 26th!

    Marzo 2011
  • johannez1

    Saw him live a couple of days ago, and this guy is just amazing, so fucking funny!

    Febrero 2011
  • muchmoreklutzy

    If that was a drug deal, I'dve shot Hotel Luxury Linens in the face. Where's my threads?! You didn't think I was gonna count that shit motherfucker!

    Febrero 2011
  • Metaru_Srug

    296!? Are you shittin' me, man!? I almost slept on that shit!

    Febrero 2011
  • branchong

    saw him live at the ucb theatre in hollywoood awhile back. cool dude.

    Enero 2011
  • standstill26

    i KILL for gay people! i make a difference, you don't do JACK!

    Diciembre 2010
  • bliPpowers

    how many mutha 'uckers? too many to count, mutha 'uckers.

    Septiembre 2010
  • DayBombs


    Septiembre 2010
  • Jebraldo

    @jonjack69 agreed, very funny stuff but it feels way to practiced/forced...just watch every interview he's ever been on, same thing over and over.

    Agosto 2010
  • Shanno_12

    Fuck you Harris, I do exist!

    Agosto 2010
  • jonjack69

    He has funny material but himself, not so much. He should stick to writing behind the scenes. His live act is way too forced and practiced. It does not flow.

    Julio 2010
  • BeetsAndBears


    Julio 2010
  • leevaijeans

    Saw him live at bonnaroo. Aziz is one funny mother fucker.

    Julio 2010
  • VanaoTX

    im making you a smoooothie

    Julio 2010
  • rhinowing

    "fellas, this is the only situation in which randy's advice is to not get your dick sucked. if a girl wants to suck your dick in a bonnaroo porta potty, keep your penis away from her mouth! it doesn't matter how much hand sanitizer you have!"

    Junio 2010
  • cedarpoint13


    Junio 2010
  • KylePollack


    Mayo 2010
  • Earthbound_Adam

    Oh Aziz Ansari! You aren't music!

    Mayo 2010
  • mattee66

    BRIAN POSEHN FART AND WEINER JOKES IS OUT NOW.... have you guys heard it?

    Mayo 2010
  • dylancarver

    Monica's twenty-two, she's a hair dresser in Hollywood, and she hates purple gift wrap.

    Mayo 2010
  • waisone

    raaaaaaaaaaaannndyyyy no wonder i couldnt find you your names aziz lol

    Abril 2010
  • HamDestroyer

    Bitch! Go to the stores and get me some sheets! Pick up one of the bottles with sticks in it that make the room smell like Vanilla Bean, I've been farting all day, this room smells like shit!

    Abril 2010
  • Daniel_Green


    Abril 2010
  • siallangulling


    Abril 2010
  • t3hproph3t


    Abril 2010
  • god_of_monkeys


    Marzo 2010
  • elijahkampsen

    Fuck Will Smith!

    Marzo 2010
  • malloun4eG

    one of my favorite comedy actors

    Marzo 2010
  • Sunzy


    Marzo 2010
  • ihatecheckers

    hahaha, yeah great

    Marzo 2010
  • rhinowing

    this new thing with dave sitek is awesome....Ludacris, you slower than mayonaise

    Febrero 2010
  • jbchervin

    Hey Randy's parents. There's been a horrible accident. Randy was eating pussy under water. I know, it's awesome...but he's dead.

    Febrero 2010
  • ApolloKids

    "Its kinda like seeing a shooting star, but it's fat, brown and on the ground."

    Febrero 2010
  • rhinowing

    it's like a girl saying "you can see me naked, but you can only look at my left elbow. oh yeah, and my elbow's racist"

    Febrero 2010

    my dicks coooooooooooooooooooooooooold

    Febrero 2010
  • Echoes917

    "Yo shut the f*** up! Homey tryin' to tell some jokes!!!"

    Febrero 2010