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Creado el: 6 Jun 2009

Recently several Korean and American movie studios have been planning to make a film about black metal based on the bullshit book "Lords Of Chaos". In they will star one Jackson Rathborne from Twilight as none other than Count Grishnack. This film will commercialize the genre, selling it to the masses as a bout of controversy, when this is clearly but a sidenote to the musical brilliance. Millions of peolpe who were never meant to know of black metal will be attracted to it, and only the most underground and kvlt basement black metal will be able to retain relevance.

It should be the joint missions of every single fan of true black metal to stop this shit before its too late…

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  • lackofevrything

    hope it happens just for you to be a crying orc

    27 Feb 23:48 Responder
  • rusnazi8814

    I think this bullshit film never be made.

    13 Jun 2012 Responder
  • asienka99

    Greetings to all :)

    6 Abr 2012 Responder
  • ravagingmasses

    this makes me literally ill.

    10 Dic 2011 Responder
  • uvra

    fuck Ameircan culture!

    6 Dic 2011 Responder
  • BigOrion5

    us americans always have to commercialize everything. Its a shame that most of the people here can't appreciate something unless they've seen it on TV.

    27 Oct 2011 Responder
  • Boychev

    "who were never meant to know of black metal" *cough* poser *cough*

    22 Sep 2011 Responder
  • patisawesome121

    it'll be hilarious if they released a rap version of War. Just imagine hearing some random black guy trying to do Varg.

    14 Sep 2011 Responder
  • patisawesome121

    "This film will commercialize the genre" don't heard the shit called; dimmu borgir? [2]

    14 Sep 2011 Responder
  • Scorrrch

    Oh wait, they don't buy music.

    6 Sep 2011 Responder
  • Scorrrch

    Just thought about the possibility of backslashh's idea, emo's discovering DSBM... oh my god... the guys behind Happy Days would be millionaires in no time...

    6 Sep 2011 Responder
  • Chemosh666

    There is no longer occurred too far. BURN CHURCHES IN PROTEST! Do not let the black metal to hit commerce, do not let the black metal fashion! Sorry for mistakes, but I used a translator.

    4 Sep 2011 Responder
  • Metallimaster

    Varg needs to beat the shit out of them with his hefty mace

    6 May 2011 Responder
  • Metalfight667


    6 Abr 2011 Responder
  • backslashh

    Emo's like Twilight, so they'll definitely want this movie to be produced. They probably wank to IMDB waiting for it.. Emo's that'll discover DSBM, the horror....

    21 Nov 2010 Responder
  • eternalcowboy2

    im eating poop

    19 Nov 2010 Responder
  • Malfinnien

    The Twilight guy has pulled out, but I still don't want this movie made. Apparently it's tagged as teen psychological horror... the book it's based on is fairytale bullshit, Varg called for a boycott so he'll definitely be against the movie... how can they make it when the person it's based on is against it? When you have to copyright yourself then you know there's something wrong with the world.

    13 Nov 2010 Responder
  • Caspiannnnn

    it's probably not going to happen, but I hope it does, it'll be hilarious.

    20 Oct 2010 Responder
  • Metalfight667

    NO LORDS OF CHAOS! fucking Christians greedy.

    30 Ago 2010 Responder
  • csehszlovakze

    you're too late w/ the commercialism thing: Varg Vikernes started it with that newspaper back in '93...

    25 Ago 2010 Responder
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