The Last.fm Vending Machine

 
  • You get shit on.

    I put in my eyelid.

  • you get eyelashes.

    i put in a nipple.

    quixotic
  • you get milk

    I put in an arm

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
  • you get your blood pressure taken

    i put in the android dude.

    • Kennoth escribió...
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    • 28 Dic 2011, 19:01
    You get Bender.

    I put in Cartman.

    Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin, I've been picking my scabs again.

  • you invade canada

    i put in my new year's resolutions

    one world one people
    • Kennoth escribió...
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    • 28 Dic 2011, 19:05
    You get empty dreams and promises.

    I put in my new year's resolutions.

    Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin, I've been picking my scabs again.

  • you get failure

    i put in a tea bag

  • You get a crumpet and some crooked false teeth. Hail Britannia.

    I put in the rings of Saturn.

  • You get Put a ring on it

    I put in a single lady.

  • You get a guy in a trenchcoat crouched behind a bush ready to strike.

    I put in Zion.

  • you get Africa!

    I put in a joint.

    • [Usuario eliminado] escribió...
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    • 29 Dic 2011, 19:02
    You get Dopethrone.

    I put in #swag.

  • You get #fuckyou.

    I put in hashtags.

  • You get a tweet.

    I put in a box of mysteries.

    • [Usuario eliminado] escribió...
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    • 29 Dic 2011, 20:46
    You get Xzibit.

    I put in a Parrot.

    • [Usuario eliminado] escribió...
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    • 29 Dic 2011, 23:59
    You get a parity error :)

    I put in a used xmas card.

  • You get Seasons Greetings

    I put in my coffee

  • you get insomnia

    i put in fish oil capsules.

    quixotic
    • Kennoth escribió...
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    • 31 Dic 2011, 17:49
    You vomit.

    I put in some dirty talking.

    Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin, I've been picking my scabs again.

  • You get a slap young man!

    I put in my dirty foot

  • You get kicked in the jaw.

    I put in Bruce Lee.

  • You get Jackie Chan

    I put in a dog

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
    • Kennoth escribió...
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    • 2 Ene 2012, 14:46
    You get a boot.

    I put in That 70s Show.

    Change is coming through my shadow. My shadow's shedding skin, I've been picking my scabs again.

    • Madelines escribió...
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    • 2 Ene 2012, 14:53
    You get a new television


    I put in all the forum trolls, resident and otherwise.

    Has our Autumn died...Help me find you again
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