Write a Limerick about the person above you!

 
  • Write a Limerick about the person above you!

    I saw this thread on ultimate-guitar one time, and it was quite funny!

    a example of a limerick could be...

    once there was a boy called jonah
    who was renowned as a bit of a loner
    and one day at school
    he was deemed uncool
    when a girl saw him with a boner!

    im sure you can do better than that!

    • jjxcass escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 6:52
    Have a look at mitch2310
    He always carries around his great big hen
    It squawks and it squeaks
    And sometimes it leaks
    But he'll never leave his fowl again. Amen.

    • gib_l escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 7:55
    I met a girl called jay-jay ex-cass
    who was very fond of her baby-blue ass
    Will Smith was its name
    and it had a pink mane
    It was shot when it ate all my grass.

    just to keep the animal and school theme going lol

    Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn't really plan on going.
    -Against Me!
    • Naijca escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 12:14
    No forum games like this, sorry. Locking!

    [edit]New forum, new idea... UNlocking ;)

    Hear their screams, such sweet music. ♥ Message me → [Inbox]
    日本語でLast.fmのサポート → 新しいメッセージ作成 [私のメール]。
    Editado por Jester-NL el 3 Nov 2010, 14:49
    • Phoenixme escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 15:21
    There once was a mod who locked this thread
    Called it a game and shot it dead
    But later that day
    Thought it would be great
    If he could just move it instead

    :P

    ..... but we can still be friends.

    Irony.

    Join The Best Group ever!!!
    • Deus_X_M escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 16:15
    A young fella who had no facial hair
    Was weary of his visage so bare
    He grabbed a crayon
    And added a touch of spray on
    So now he has whiskers and bristtles there

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
    • lawynd escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 18:24
    There once was a deep-sea diver,
    Who really was a terrible driver.
    One day he had a fender-bender,
    It unfortunately changed his gender,
    And now she is a different kind of diver.

    Official recorder of Schrödinger's Tampon.

    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
    • gib_l escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 19:09
    This guy's in a polar bear suit
    He looks like he's having a hoot
    But he'll surely be hunted
    Either that or get mounted
    Yeah, I can't say that he's too astute

    Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn't really plan on going.
    -Against Me!
    • Phoenixme escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 21:59
    The user above me is "gib_i"
    I don't know if that rhymes with "rib eye"
    Since it might "GIB_L"
    And rhyme with "dig smell"
    I won't try to rhyme it with "pig fry"

    ..... but we can still be friends.

    Irony.

    Join The Best Group ever!!!
  • there was a man with glasses
    He would trill the masses
    But he had no cashes
    So he gut a big ugly moustaches
    and now his out of his crisis

    This is my world. You just living in it.
    • gib_l escribió...
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    • 3 Nov 2010, 23:51
    I know a blue hippo named Luke
    He chills at the mouth of the brook
    he was once very lame
    but he burst into fame
    when he swallowed the son of a duke


    i used a nikname b/c I couldn't rhyme anything with Luske. sorry, my brain is fried today
    edit: I just noticed all three limerick's I've written have been about animals and two of them have been blue.

    Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn't really plan on going.
    -Against Me!
  • There once was a man named gib
    Who fought very hard for women's lib
    He's an atomic little fellow
    Who's really quite mellow
    And likes HP sauce on his rib.

    New tune added November 3rd.Music is not just a collaboration of noises. It's a symphonic blend of sounds for the mind, body, and soul to feel and experience. Music is the essence of all that is life...
    • gib_l escribió...
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    • 5 Nov 2010, 0:50
    There was a cool DJ named Kyle
    Whose tracks were outlandish and vile :P
    His song "Crystal Waves"
    Is a huge hit at raves
    Only deaf men can resist his style


    I figured I'd write another one just to push up the thread.
    Oh, and I'm not having a go at you with the second line, lol, but I'm fresh out of rhymes for kyle (other than vile, beguile, nautical mile, etc. lol)


    edit: I am a very boring person haha, so whoever posts next can feel free to skip me. Also, I wanna hear another one about optikal lol

    Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn't really plan on going.
    -Against Me!
  • gib_l said:
    There was a cool DJ named Kyle
    Whose tracks were outlandish and vile :P
    His song "Crystal Waves"
    Is a huge hit at raves
    Only deaf men can resist his style


    I figured I'd write another one just to push up the thread.
    Oh, and I'm not having a go at you with the second line, lol, but I'm fresh out of rhymes for kyle (other than vile, beguile, nautical mile, etc. lol)


    edit: I am a very boring person haha, so whoever posts next can feel free to skip me. Also, I wanna hear another one about optikal lol


    HAHAHA No worries bud. I actually got a kick out of it. No offense taken. :)

    New tune added November 3rd.Music is not just a collaboration of noises. It's a symphonic blend of sounds for the mind, body, and soul to feel and experience. Music is the essence of all that is life...
    • Deus_X_M escribió...
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    • 5 Nov 2010, 15:22
    A man without much of a tool
    Thought it grew bigger in the pool
    He asked a doctor at the clinic
    But he was a cynic
    Said: It's an Optkal illuzio(n) you fool!

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
  • there was a maniac diver
    In the deep blue sea, he had power
    When he came home, he went to the shower
    and then he became pissed
    because the diving record he had missed

    This is my world. You just living in it.
  • Once upon a time, there's an animal
    Oh the blue guy, thinks he's too special
    Look at him, fast like a ball
    But now he get a nice proposal
    From the hottest chick in all
    So this is people call
    Fast ball got talent, hear ya'all?
    P/S: Sorry if i say something wrong :P.

  • Kalanhikov said:
    Once upon a time, there's an animal
    Oh the blue guy, thinks he's too special
    Look at him, fast like a ball
    But now he get a nice proposal
    From the hottest chick in all
    So this is people call
    Fast ball got talent, hear ya'all?
    P/S: Sorry if i say something wrong :P.

    it is ok. i like it.

    This is my world. You just living in it.
    • gib_l escribió...
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    • 6 Nov 2010, 7:07
    My friend from Viet Nam loves Coldplay
    But I think they're totally gay
    I will wince, I will frown
    And yell "turn that fucking shit down!"
    But he listens devoutly all day.

    I keep telling him "it's just a fad"
    But he counters, "they're totally rad!"
    —"Perhaps just a bit overrated?"
    —"Dude, you're just too fucking dated!"
    —"Okay, I guess they're not all that bad"


    Limericks can have multiple stanzas, right?
    ——again, feel free to skip me. Unless you have particularly rude and scathing commentary on me lol, then by all means go ahead :P——

    Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn't really plan on going.
    -Against Me!
    • [Usuario eliminado] escribió...
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    • 4 Dic 2010, 5:18
    I once met a man
    who lived in a van.
    His name was Gib
    and he had a broken rib.
    It was the result of a fray
    on one rainy day.
    He had fought for his love
    and had pushed and had shoved.
    The fight he did lose
    and he she did not choose.
    I asked if it hurt,
    there was blood on his shirt.
    He then pointed to his heart
    and said "Not as much as this part."

    • Jachiros escribió...
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    • 4 Dic 2010, 8:23
    Woah, this jime guy didn't write a limerick
    See, I'm not here trying to a huge prick
    But It's a 5 lines poem
    Thought I should show 'em
    Just realized everyone else is doing it too, ick!

    • Kennoth escribió...
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    • 4 Dic 2010, 14:54
    There was a dude who liked to dance
    Right next to his big yellow fence
    And the lights were all green, pink and blue
    They were about to go off, he didn't have a clue
    But even if he did, he wouldn't take offense

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

    Think you got what it takes?
  • I see, a man has posted before me,
    name's Kennoth and 19 years old is he
    He thinks hardcore dancing is gay
    And he likes melodic black, that can't be a genre, hey?
    So that was Saša, the killer of metal elitists.

    ǝɔuǝʇuǝs spɹɐʍʞɔɐq
    • CamronO escribió...
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    • 5 Dic 2010, 19:00
    I was knew a man with an avatar
    That moved in on his face from afar
    Until at which time
    I grew bored of this rhyme
    And fucked off to the sun in Qatar

    • [Usuario eliminado] escribió...
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    • 6 Dic 2010, 5:33
    Pass me a bat
    The above user's a twat
    A quick kick and a punch
    Now i'm off for lunch

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