Tell me a great big lie

I don't want to revolutionise the Russian entertainment industry and be assassinated.

im pregnant.

your supposed "wife" is actually a husband. in addition to this startling news, she is leaving you to run away with a rich german man with a very large schnitzel. also, your children have secretly been working with the FBI planning your assasination.

I felt obligated to tell you all this and i hope you are greatful as now not only your life, but my life is in danger too.
May God Be With You ;)

Well... you asked for a great big one, so... here it is.

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where i spent
most of my days
chilling out, relaxin
all maxin out cool
all shooting some b-ball
outside of the school
when a couple of guys
who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up to a house around seven or eight
and i yelled to the cabbie yo homez, smell you later
I looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Anyways, now I'm a prince. soooooooo... Ya.

im behind you?

I am not an obsessed, A.D.D., psychopathic, megalomaniac, but my dog is.

The Eurovision Song Contest is actually a cover for all the "deceased" musicians (such as Elvis, Dio, Jim Morrison etc) to come out and play in front of an audience every once in a while.
They have to play really shitty music though, 'cause if anyone actually listened and recognized them for their true genius, the whole charade would be all over...
The only exception to the rule was Lordi and they weren't actually wearing masks, they really look like that. They were doing the old "hiding-in-plain-view" trick after having escaped the Elves in the post-war part of the Battle for Middle Earth.....

I'm not in love.

Lady Gaga is a great singer

i'm dead

Richard Dawkins is an orthodox Jew

everybody here is great at making up amazing lies... -_-